I honestly don't think this car exists.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 06/04/2014 at 18:28 • Filed to: None

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Buick LeSabre with sunroof option. Pretty much my dream car to grab one of these and put a Regal GS running gear in it, but I have never seen one with the optional sunroof, nor have I seen one with the optional heads-up display, both of which I want in my theoretical perfect LeSabre.

Diesel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 18:38

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4456361090…

Found a sunroof. Nice interior too.

Frosted > Diesel 06/04/2014 at 18:42

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I expected the exterior to be donked out with flame graphics and other terribleness. Color me surprised.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 18:44

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You really want one of these? My buddy has one...it drives like I imagine a school bus drives. The handling and brakes are both...theoretical.

offroadkarter > Diesel 06/04/2014 at 18:45

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"needs transmission"

well color me shocked!

blackchair > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 18:48

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My friend has a Regal GS. I had no idea what they were! I was surprised. It's in super clean condition too. He doesn't know how fast it is because he doesn't ever gun it. His mom drove it and took great care of it.

ly2v8-Brian > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 19:53

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Buick LeSabres could have a HUD as well. They are one of the few cars of that age that also had a radio delete option.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Diesel 06/04/2014 at 21:24

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Wha—

What the FUCK?

I dig the seats pretty damn hard; they perfectly match my exterior.

But what the hell is up with that dashboard.

What.

It's like some sort of weird-ass sleeper. Normal on the outside, then you get inside and you're transported into some sort of black-and-red acid trip.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter 06/04/2014 at 21:25

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Neutral drops, yo! Sick burnouts, yo!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 06/04/2014 at 21:27

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I have one now, just missing some features that I'd like to be happy. I've taken it autocrossing and it did admirably for what it is. Handling could be tidied up with the sway bars from a Pontiac Bonneville, and the brakes.... eh. They overheat in a DAMN hurry, despite being decently sized.

And honestly, say what you will about "lol plastic" but the interior is covered in leather and vinyl and is incredibly comfortable. I get tons of compliments on my car from other teenaged friends.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ly2v8-Brian 06/04/2014 at 21:29

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Yeah, but good luck finding one that has the HUD option in it.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 21:32

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I will say that the interiors do have a surprising amount of leather...real leather(!) and you sure as shit can't feel a damn thing when you go over bumps.

Admirable that you've taken it auto crossing....that must have been fun haha

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 06/04/2014 at 22:43

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Oh, it was a blast. I've gone several times. http://youtube.com/RetroNetVideos is my "junk" account that I uploaded a couple videos of it to.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/04/2014 at 22:46

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Thanks for that, I will take a look at that. And show it to my friend who has one :p

ly2v8-Brian > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/05/2014 at 00:32

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Yeah needle in a hay stack.