My Local Rubio's is Reacting to the New Chipotle The Just Opened

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
06/04/2014 at 15:25 • Filed to: None

By making all of their burritos the size of a small baby..... Today I learned that I could eat a small baby......

DISCUSSION (14)

Saracen > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/04/2014 at 15:29

Rubio's is overrated, overpriced slop.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Saracen
06/04/2014 at 15:30

I feel the same way about Chipotle.

PS9 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/04/2014 at 15:55

I learned that a long time ago when my plane crashed in the Himalayas.

Can't let good meat go to waste, right?

Leadbull > PS9
06/04/2014 at 15:58

That's only a half-truth.

The real truth:

PS9 is a survivor of the Donner Party. He chose to eat babies instead of men. Baby meat is a proven life-extender. PS9 is not one of us; he is from an era long gone by.

2222222222212 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/04/2014 at 16:17

Unless you eat only 1000% totally organic free-trade glueten free, free range, free free, then everything is overpriced garbage. Go eat dirt. But the dirt better be a certified 100 miles from any poluting indusrty.

whew. That wasn't directed at you in particular. Sorry you caught rant mode.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 2222222222212
06/04/2014 at 16:18

I enjoy a good rant from time to time. Don't worry about it.

Saracen > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/04/2014 at 17:01

Maybe I'm just biased because there are a million amazing hole in the wall mexican shops around here in San Diego. With tacos and burritos that actually have flavor and texture. Everything Rubio's makes has the consistency of mush.

Chipotle is so much better, but I don't eat there very often either.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Saracen
06/04/2014 at 17:13

Were I closer to my neighborhood, I would have done that. however here in Carlsbad, land of the franchise food, where I work the only taco shop like that, we refer to as Los Diarrheatos. We refer to it that way for a reason. But I'm sticking to my guns on Chipotle, it sucks. It's McFood and I wouldn't feed it to my dog, much less eat it myself.

Manuél Ferrari > Saracen
06/04/2014 at 17:23

Plus you have shops that put french fries in burritos. Eat a baby sized burrito with fries in it for lunch and you won't need to spend money on dinner.

Saracen > Manuél Ferrari
06/04/2014 at 17:40

I LOVE CALIFORNIA BURRITOS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.

But, my waistline doesn't. So they are a treat once in a blue moon.

Matt Urban > 2222222222212
06/04/2014 at 17:51

you know how expensive cage free beans are?

Manuél Ferrari > Saracen
06/04/2014 at 18:16

They're finally making their way up to OC. Not available at all Mexican shops but some have it.

Saracen > Manuél Ferrari
06/04/2014 at 18:19

The best is the surfin california, from Lucha Libre.

Surf n Turf + Cali burrito. Your toilet will not be pleased.

Manuél Ferrari > Saracen
06/04/2014 at 18:53

That does sound good, until you think of the toilet part haha