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"Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW." (aya-yu) 06/03/2014 at 04:57 • Filed to: None

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Your Typical German Phone awaits. Ze Siemens SK65.

*Pro Tip: Du has to open ze keyboard like this to use ze camera. Or Ze Keyboard will block ze camera. Zis ist becauze we use our phone fur Woerk, not taking pictures.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 04:59

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That looks almost completely unusable.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/03/2014 at 05:01

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Well, when you don't use the qwerty keyboard, you can rotate it so it'll look like normal Cellphone.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 05:03

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haha that's a good one

CRider > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 05:04

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Siemens Handy

CRider > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 05:07

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A normal cell phone in 2003

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > CRider 06/03/2014 at 05:10

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Well, not really.

When i bought my first cellphone (Sony Ericsson K500i, It has 12MB Memory. 12MB! And 1.6" Screen!) back in 2004, it's still look like this..

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/03/2014 at 05:11

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Designed f or Ruin Your life.

Bricks > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 06:01

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Man, what a stupid idea.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 06:08

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Viel Spaß wünscht...

They wish you a lot of fun with it. Irony, we Germans know it.

spanfucker retire bitch > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 06:56

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Good lord, Siemens makes phones? I can only imagine how horrible the software is. In my experience, Germans can't make software for shit. Everything from SAP to UG NX is a steaming pile of buggy, unstable monkey feces.

Mattbob > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 07:19

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I miss this type of phone. The old nokia brick especially. So simple. I don't know about this whole propeller deal though.

motusid > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 08:43

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Waw!

Stupidru > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 06/03/2014 at 08:56

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I see QWERT and UIOP... where's the Y? Is it in the shadow to the left of the U?

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > spanfucker retire bitch 06/03/2014 at 10:12

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In the old days, yes. They have gone bust in 2008 or so, i don't remember.

And software, they are annoying at best. The UI looks like it come from 1998 or so. The only good thing in this phone is they are solid, like really solid piece of metal.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 06/03/2014 at 10:13

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Yeah. If you only make call or do text, it's fine

Other than that is horrible.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Bricks 06/03/2014 at 10:13

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Yep. But i like how it looks.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Stupidru 06/03/2014 at 10:22

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Yes, on the left of U.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Mattbob 06/03/2014 at 11:37

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Well, i have a few nokia bricks tough. I love collecting old phones. Nothing screams class like old Nokia 8800 (especially the Arte) or 9500.