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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/01/2014 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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IT WASN'T EVEN CLEAN FOR 24 HOURS

WHAT IS THIS

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*grabs soap*


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2014 at 14:57

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Shit happens. Same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago when I washed my car.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2014 at 15:04

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Once, a pidgeon suffering from incontinence flew across our carpark, leaving behind a magnificently disgusting trail of bird dirt along the ground and straight over the car.

Another scenes witnessed before was at a breakers yard near the dock - all the cars that were sitting outside waiting to be broken up were absolutely plastered in seagull mess.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2014 at 15:16

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As you may know, you may have heard rumors that it never rains in California, and I can guarantee you it almost doesn't.

It only rains AFTER I WASH MY CAR. (Once in senior year of high school, once last year when I came back from my first semester of college. HAHAHA)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2014 at 15:33

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Always keep a few microfibre cloths and some quick detailer in the car along with some all purpose cleaner.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2014 at 15:38

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You got a matte paint job. If so, the suckage related to this just increased by a factor of 1000.