Dartz, not all car companies take themselves seriously (NSFW)

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05/30/2014 at 10:35 • Filed to: None

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You probably know Dartz as the Latvian company that makes completely bonkers luxury SUV's with whale foreskin clad interiors for the dictators of made up countries and Russian mobsters businessmen. I somehow ended up browsing their webpage and here's what I found. It seems that they don't take themselves very seriously.

First off there's the Prombron' Black.Russian ' for taste-impaired Chinese coal boss' as the official description goes.

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Then there's the Aladeen edition Prombron'. And it doesn't stop there, Dartz also seems to run !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which doesn't exist anymore. Actually I'm not sure if it has ever existed.

Presumably you could buy these from there:

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Dartz hasn't forgotten women either, they made 10 of these Prombron' Iron Diamond L2P's. " Ladies only " as they advertise. It comes with a 'G-device' designed by 'famous car designer' Viktor Poontoos. Because why not!

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And how do you advertise a car made exclusively for women? With Playboy bunny of course!

When you buy the car you also receive 1 kilo of RussoBaltique caviar and a bottle of RussoBaltique vodka (did I mention that they make those too).

They have stopped refreshing the page after 2011 but for 2012 they planned to launch Leon Trozky edition and Prombron Nagel, a car specifically designed to pull yacht. Because obviously the world needs an armored 250 kp/h reaching yacht puller.

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So there you have it. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! website in a nutshell.

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Oh, I almost forgot. They also made this replacement for the Rolls Royce spirit of ecstasy.

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DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > KnowsAboutCars
05/30/2014 at 10:41

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I wonder how much money they make...


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > KnowsAboutCars
05/30/2014 at 10:41

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i need these..omg the fun i would have with these shirts!!


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > KnowsAboutCars
05/30/2014 at 10:54

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I hope I am not the only one who noticed that basic ass GM steering wheel in that video.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > KnowsAboutCars
05/30/2014 at 11:04

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I need this in my life.