05/30/2014 at 10:35 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
You probably know Dartz as the Latvian company that makes completely bonkers luxury SUV's with whale foreskin clad interiors for the dictators of made up countries and Russian mobsters businessmen. I somehow ended up browsing their webpage and here's what I found. It seems that they don't take themselves very seriously.
First off there's the Prombron' Black.Russian ' for taste-impaired Chinese coal boss' as the official description goes.
Then there's the Aladeen edition Prombron'. And it doesn't stop there, Dartz also seems to run !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which doesn't exist anymore. Actually I'm not sure if it has ever existed.
Presumably you could buy these from there:
Dartz hasn't forgotten women either, they made 10 of these Prombron' Iron Diamond L2P's. " Ladies only " as they advertise. It comes with a 'G-device' designed by 'famous car designer' Viktor Poontoos. Because why not!
And how do you advertise a car made exclusively for women? With Playboy bunny of course!
When you buy the car you also receive 1 kilo of RussoBaltique caviar and a bottle of RussoBaltique vodka (did I mention that they make those too).
They have stopped refreshing the page after 2011 but for 2012 they planned to launch Leon Trozky edition and Prombron Nagel, a car specifically designed to pull yacht. Because obviously the world needs an armored 250 kp/h reaching yacht puller.
So there you have it. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! website in a nutshell.
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Oh, I almost forgot. They also made this replacement for the Rolls Royce spirit of ecstasy.
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I wonder how much money they make...
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i need these..omg the fun i would have with these shirts!!
![]() 05/30/2014 at 10:54 |
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I hope I am not the only one who noticed that basic ass GM steering wheel in that video.
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I need this in my life.