Florida teen wins Civic for perfect attendance

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
05/29/2014 at 14:48 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!2 Kinja'd!!! 26
Kinja'd!!!

Marion Technical Institute senior Ira Gilmore's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from those of 104 teens eligible for Honda of Ocala's "Perfect Car for Perfect Attendance" event. He left with a new Honda Civic LX. You know, I had (nearly) perfect attendance in high school, and no one gave me a $22K car.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:49

Kinja'd!!!2

"perfect car" HAHA - Sell it immediately and buy a project car.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:50

Kinja'd!!!1

I had a friend who had literally perfect attendance from 1st to 12th grade. He got a certificate and a 50 dollar gift card to AppleBees.

He apparently got fucking shafted.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:51

Kinja'd!!!2

My cousin who lives in Virginia went to a high school with awesome after prom parties, where they gave away MacBooks, and even a Hyundai Veloster. Why can't my school do things like that.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:51

Kinja'd!!!0

Lol that was one of my accounts at my last company!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:52

Kinja'd!!!0

I had perfect attendance!!!

That is all.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:52

Kinja'd!!!0

Kinja'd!!!

This man looks incredibly uncomfortable.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
05/29/2014 at 14:52

Kinja'd!!!4

Sell it immediately and buy a project car. pay for college

FTFY. I'm all for blowing money on things now but I wouldn't be able to without my degree.

/killjoy


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
05/29/2014 at 14:53

Kinja'd!!!2

Nah, he might not have another car. But he is in floridaso there is a proper way to do this.

Step 1) Go to mazda dealership

Step 2) Trade in civic

Step 3) Buy miata (new or used)

Step 4) Free miata for perfect attendance.

Done.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/29/2014 at 14:53

Kinja'd!!!1

My high school did the same thing, only I won a set of towels and a clock radio. I felt like the third runner-up on The Price is Right.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 14:59

Kinja'd!!!0

I had perfect attendance in 3rd grade. Got a trophy, but that's about it.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > RacecaR
05/29/2014 at 15:01

Kinja'd!!!2

The sheer amount of skinny jeans in the room is making him uncomfortable.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 15:09

Kinja'd!!!0

My high school gave away BMW 325i's for perfect attendance...

Yeah, I went to one of those schools...


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/29/2014 at 15:12

Kinja'd!!!0

I went to my schools after prom this year and won the grand prize. A pair of Ray Bans. Not nearly as cool as a Veloster.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 15:15

Kinja'd!!!1

Kinja'd!!!

Who is this dude?...Did he just photobomb this shot or does he sleep on the couch or something?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
05/29/2014 at 15:36

Kinja'd!!!2

Because you live around poor people.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 15:39

Kinja'd!!!0

We didn't get prizes. lol.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > For Sweden
05/29/2014 at 15:40

Kinja'd!!!0

Well, It's more that my small quaker school is about all the "Tis a gift to be simple, tis a gift to be free" whatnot.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > PushToStart
05/29/2014 at 15:41

Kinja'd!!!0

Are you serious? Was this in 'Murica? That's nuts. Only one person in my entire school when I was there even had a BMW. They had a 1988 3 series.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > spanfucker retire bitch
05/29/2014 at 15:42

Kinja'd!!!0

He apparently did better than anyone in my school, since either noone had perfect attendance or there were no prizes.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 16:10

Kinja'd!!!0

or a grand prize winner on early versions of wheel of fortune


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > thebigbossyboss
05/29/2014 at 16:25

Kinja'd!!!0

Yup, pretty ridiculous. BMW's were pretty common in the parking lot. A lot of Jeeps and Mustangs too.


Kinja'd!!! D > Tom McParland
05/29/2014 at 17:32

Kinja'd!!!0

it's the new kurt cobain


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Jagvar
05/29/2014 at 18:06

Kinja'd!!!0

Seems kinda crazy to reward behavior that should be the norm.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Tom McParland
05/29/2014 at 21:41

Kinja'd!!!0

In some families, there is an older male who is the partner of the mother. We typically call them father or dad.

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! S60 Sasha > Jagvar
05/30/2014 at 08:48

Kinja'd!!!0

At my high school, the girl who got perfect attendance got (if I can remember correctly) free memberships to useless things and a $100 gift card to Publix, and possibly a cord.

Not worth it...


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Jagvar
05/31/2014 at 11:26

Kinja'd!!!0

Props for pulling that off ... not just the attendance. Also, I feel sympathetic towards him for having a technically problematic first name, too.