I'm bringing Oppo back

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/27/2014 at 21:57 • Filed to: oppo

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YEAH, Them other authors don't know how to act, YEAH
I think you're on a special stage, what's the lock of your steering rack?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these rally lights
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you blip my throttle if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me drive this way

Take 'em to the chorus

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 21:59

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You win oppo for the day.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:04

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Are you feeling alright?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 05/27/2014 at 22:05

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YEAH

catkam623 misses his 944 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:23

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That was beautiful.

sonicboost14 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:41

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Speaking of authors, how do you become one to post a story?

stoke > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:41

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The bridge, you say?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sonicboost14 05/27/2014 at 22:44

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You must answer these questions three;

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What... is the firing order of 1967 GTO?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sonicboost14 05/27/2014 at 22:46

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Or you very politely ask a moderator. Automatch Tom should be around here somewhere, go ask him.

sonicboost14 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:48

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1)Brandon

2)Fire

3) 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sonicboost14 05/27/2014 at 22:53

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you seem worthy, I hope a mod comes by to grant privileges

sonicboost14 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 22:54

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Much appreciated

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/27/2014 at 23:59

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Where did you steal that fantastic image from, and does it come in wallpaper size? Also, who's driving? Whoever he is, he's my new hero.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 05/28/2014 at 00:06

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Update: Probably Ian Appleyard. Having read the wikipedia bio , he IS my new hero. Except for the car dealer bit, but we can forgive him that....

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/28/2014 at 07:47

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Thanks now I will be singing this all day.

$kaycog > sonicboost14 05/28/2014 at 08:48

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I just approved you for authorship on Oppo. Welcome and good morning!

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/28/2014 at 08:48

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I got him.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > $kaycog 05/28/2014 at 08:50

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Thanks!

sonicboost14 > $kaycog 05/28/2014 at 18:56

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Awesome! Thanks!