The Kia Amanti is the dumbest car of all time

"Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon) 05/27/2014 at 16:13 • Filed to: None

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Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=kia+a…

It's supposed to look like the derpiest Jaguar of all time, which itself is a sort of warped simulacrum of an actual Jaguar.

It's like that awful Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity, where each successive generation of clones is increasingly hurr durr. In that analogy, the Kia Amanti can't even speak for choking on its own drool.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

jkm7680 > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:17

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It looks like a 2002 Hyundai Sonata had a lovechild with a Jag S-Type.

Klaus Schmoll > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:17

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You are probably right about the Jaguar thing, but to me it always looked like a Merc W210 knock-off. You know like those "real" watches they try to sell you at the beach.

Chairman Kaga > Klaus Schmoll 05/27/2014 at 16:25

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I think the headlights are more Merc, but the grille says Jaguar to me, as do the C-pillars and trunk.

Regardless, it's the worst car ever. Worse than a Morris Marina. I'm all for dropping a piano on every one that still plagues our roads.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:25

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I take it you've never seen an AMC pacer.

Klaus Schmoll > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:29

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I know where one is parked all the time. Do you have a spare piano lying around?

Chairman Kaga > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 05/27/2014 at 16:32

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At least it has a V8!

Chairman Kaga > Klaus Schmoll 05/27/2014 at 16:32

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If we can sneak it past my wife, I'm down.

Klaus Schmoll > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:34

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I'll be extra quiet then!

*secret handshake*

Jagvar > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:40

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Fixed it!

RotaryLover > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 16:44

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Kaga bait!

Chairman Kaga > RotaryLover 05/27/2014 at 16:52

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Put a cheeseburger decal on one door and an Alfa logo on the other, and we're there.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 17:16

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It's like that awful Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity, where each successive generation of clones is increasingly hurr durr.

"She touched my peppy, Steve!"

RotaryLover > Chairman Kaga 05/27/2014 at 17:37

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....y?