Little Known Fact #186

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05/26/2014 at 23:22 • Filed to: little known facts

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The Dodge Warlock came with three crumpled up pieces of paper that were labeled as lightning bolts. These could be lobbethed at thine enemy to do +50 damage at the cost of 3 MP.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:23

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*3mpg... fixed it for you.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:26

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I would like to be author in Opposite lock. help


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Tunnel
05/26/2014 at 23:27

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Are you Max Chilton?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:31

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Today's oppo question: You and five other oppos and going out on a raid against this guy. Who's truck do you trust the most to get you in there and still be there to get you out after the fight is over?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
05/26/2014 at 23:33

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Ram Power Wagon


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:35

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Might also be the dude who does the repair manuals.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:38

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1 million HP, 2,000 [STR], 30k [ARMOR]

...but mana cost/foot is pretty high. And only the rare black mana please, non of that common quality green stuff.

/neeeeeeeerrrd!


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:38

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On more daunting quests the Dodge Warlock teams up with the Chevrolet Black Knight.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:42

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Im Max chilton. Also im the author of all these books

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Tunnel
05/26/2014 at 23:45

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Well, in order to gain Oppoship, you must answer these questions three!

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is your favorite color?


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:48

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Bandit

To find the Holy Steering Wheel

Black... No. Gold!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:49

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Hahah well
1. Is Max chilton

2. Is to conquer the World in RWD

3. All visible Colors

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Tunnel
05/26/2014 at 23:51

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Well, I can't grant you privileges, hopefully a mod is awake.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/26/2014 at 23:52

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if not i try in the morning.


Kinja'd!!! nobody > The Tunnel
05/27/2014 at 00:07

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If you're really Max, you should put an Oppo sticker onto the MR03. Even if you're not Max, I've added you as an author. Let me know if you can't post to Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > nobody
05/27/2014 at 00:10

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Im very jealous of Jules Bianchi, it should have been me scoring those first points for my team.

I'll ask permission to put the sticker on.

No, thanks for the add. Im going to try it now see if it works.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > The Tunnel
05/27/2014 at 00:21

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I admit that I could be wrong but I just somehow seem to doubt you're actually max chilton. I always thought famous people were more conceited.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > PS9
05/27/2014 at 00:22

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the jeep Comanche.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > catkam623 misses his 944
05/27/2014 at 00:30

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Thank you for saying that im famous, but im always barely on the news. Lewis and Nico are taking all the lights and cameras this year. And vettel had them all three previous years.

In F1 you win some, and you lose some, I think i've had a long streak of losing races, so its my turn to shine. I'll win some points in Canada.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > The Tunnel
05/27/2014 at 00:33

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Best of luck in Canada. Sadly though I doubt they'll let you put an oppo sticker on its probably valuable sponsorship space or something.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > nobody
05/27/2014 at 00:41

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Umm this could very well be a stupid question but I suddenly have a feature now when I click on someone's info that says follow or unfollow ____ for oppositelock. What does that do?


Kinja'd!!! nobody > catkam623 misses his 944
05/27/2014 at 00:43

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For people who are already authors, basically nothing. For people who are not authors, being followed makes their conversation more likely to be featured. It's best to just not bother with it for Oppo, because pretty much everyone around here is an author.


Kinja'd!!! The Tunnel > catkam623 misses his 944
05/27/2014 at 00:44

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Haha i know, F1 politics, Bernie would start barking,with his terrible bad breath and all.


Kinja'd!!! catkam623 misses his 944 > nobody
05/27/2014 at 00:45

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ok thanks I was worried I had suddenly become a mod.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > PS9
05/27/2014 at 03:49

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The choice of people who do this shit for a living:

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Or, if being on the side of the "freedom fighters" doesn't float your boat, the choice of people who do this shit for a living:

×

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Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/27/2014 at 03:50

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Which upgraded it to being 0.000000000000000000001% as cool as a DB6 with machine guns.

Just sayin...


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > The Tunnel
05/27/2014 at 07:38

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I like Haynes better, no offense.