HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE?

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 05/26/2014 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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This is simply the sexiest truck I have ever laid eyes on.

HOLY LKDSJFHLISEULHFJALEWFHSELGFOIJSF THE WANT IS APPROACHING CRITICAL

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:15

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I don't like the 1500 trucks really

BUT DAMN GIVE ME A 2500 AND I'LL BE A HAPPY MAN.

PatBateman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:20

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It's a good-looking truck. Not really practical if you're not planning on ever towing a goose neck, but it's nice and big.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:21

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PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:21

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Personally, I don't think this part is big enough. Can't we just have the whole front end be grille and replace the windshield with a camera? Is there a model I can get that has one V8 per wheel?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PS9 05/26/2014 at 23:22

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I don't understand the hate for large grilles. I really can't see how you would design a truck any other way, and I like the way it looks.

I would totally buy a quad-V8 car, though. Imagine putting the front ones in reverse, the rear ones in drive, and then flooring it.

PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:25

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Trying to rip yourself/car in two?

Burrito de EJ25 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:30

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I don't know. It looks one of those disgusting looking buff ass cattle that were specially bred.

*vomit*

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PS9 05/26/2014 at 23:33

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Nah, man. Imagine the burnouts

Garrett Davis > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/26/2014 at 23:51

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I might be on my own here, but I think this new grill is hideous. I actually quite liked the previous gen, but this is just getting ridiculous.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 00:17

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I personally don't mind the large grilles, just the bumper looks strange to me, I can't really pinpoint what it is. but it looks odd, the actual grille is fine by me.

bpands > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 00:19

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With all the exaggerated bulges and the grille, its like the designers are now intentionally designing it to be a fit for the next Transformers movie.

Spoon II > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 00:55

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I really like the looks, and I think I could load my VW in the back of it.

Aero > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 01:16

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The current Ford and GM trucks are hideous

jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 06:20

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Perfect for running people off the road! These are badassery defined.

m2m, apex detective > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 06:28

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Are you sure?

thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 08:51

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en-blacken the bowtie...then you'd be talking.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 09:42

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I'm already plotting ways to pick up a GMC Sierra 2500HD Duramax 4x4 SRW.

My track buddy thinks I'm insane for wanting to buy a new one. Maybe I am insane. But just maybe......

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > bpands 05/27/2014 at 10:18

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Are you guys sure you're not meaning "bumper" when you all say "grille"? The grille is three large horizontal bars with lights between them, a bowtie in the middle, and a few smaller bars taking up extra space.

The bumper is a large bulbous part below the grille that looks like Superman's chin, and I can agree it is a little overdone.

Mattbob > PS9 05/27/2014 at 12:27

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they should put more fake chrome in front of the headlights too. and really while their at it, why not let that fake chrome go all the way up the hood.

Tony Dickson > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/27/2014 at 16:35

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Tommy Ivo? Is that you?