"Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven) 05/26/2014 at 22:11 • Filed to: None

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Visit !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! paste a URL you'd like to see Gizoogled, laugh your ass off. Try to do a doug demuro article, preferably.

Brian Silvestro > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:13

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:14

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CallMeTURBO > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:14

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Found this a few years ago in high school, used to get a good laugh out o gizoogling pages on people when they got up from their library computers

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:15

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Isay Damn Y'all... from my post lower down...

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"Oh, hell yes!" burger n' shit. All beef patty, biatch? Check. Cheese, biatch? Roquefort blue... Check. Bacon, biatch? 1/10 shy of a ass attack, check. All on a pimped out big-ass Ciabatta roll. I rap , Trader Joez has some sick shiznit these days. Da bacon was from tha oddz n' endz pack, n' was delicious. Even had all dem pimped out big-ass ham slices up in there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Washed it down wit a Stone Collaboration ale they had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Damn fine meal."

There is nothing left for me. I have been gizoogled and it was far better than I.

Agrajag > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:16

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This is hysterical.

thebigbossyboss > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:16

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Gizoogle is da best website. I love putting news articles in there.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:33

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I want the collective works of Hunter S. Thompson Gizoogled, now!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 22:41

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MY SIDES.....

I'm so sorry everyone. But that might cause your sides to rupture in a violent fashion. Pretty sure I punctured a lung laughing.

An exerpt....*ahem*..."Da Matra Murena is tha sickest fuckin n' last up in a line of three-seat coupes from Matra. Da predecessor ta dis hoopty was tha ill-fated Matra Bagheera. Both follow a similar formula of a cold-ass lil cockpit dat seats three all up in a row while puttin tha engine behind tha passengers n' rollin tha rear wheels. "

And one more! "Da bagheera had a synthetic polymer used fo' its body panels (compressed polyesta blend) so Matra thought "A-ha! We've successfully defeated rust!" but forgot dat a skanky qualitizzle iron alloy will rust underneath dem panels n' cause some problems. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass."

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/26/2014 at 23:03

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its really funny to see an article I wrote put through this:

My article: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/oppo-i-have-a-…

Gizoogle: "So, I be a cold-ass lil couple months away from bein able ta git mah license, dis fact has me thankin bout whats a phat first hoopty ta get. I be up in art school, n' need tha space n' versatilitizzle fo' shiznit like canvases n' easels. Why is I gettin mah license so late up in tha game, biatch? Not mah chizzle, mah momma be a licensed psychotherapist, dat freaky freaky biatch had dis notion dat her ass is tha thug dat would decizzle when I be mature enough ta drive yo, but then again n' again n' again what tha fuck 16 year oldschool is mature enough ta drive, biatch? Anyway, I digress, dis arbitrary restriction only made mah ludd fo' rides stronger, it drove me ta learn bout every last muthafuckin aspect of tha hoopty ghetto from jdm ta turn of tha century classics. I mean, what tha fuck 20 year oldschool wit a learners permit can up in pimped out detail, explain ta you tha rollin controlz of a Ford Model T or knows what tha fuck a jaguar dtype be n' understandz its significizzle fo' realz. As far as I know I be tha only one. This brangs me ta mah conundrum, as a cold-ass lil hoopty muthafucka, I straight-up want a oldschool hoopty (at least 3 decades old) thats sorta fast, soundz pimped out n' will keep me tinkerin fo' weekendz on end yo, but as a artist dat make no sense. What make sense be a cold-ass lil crossover wit big-ass doors, dis brangs me ta tha above picture. I be thinkin fo' a gangbangin' first car, a Honda Element would make sense, early examplez is skankyish right now (below 7k) n' It would be slick as a artistz car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It has plastic seats (So paint can spill wit no worries bout cleanup n' is straight-up removable), Big suicizzle doors ta git shiznit up in n' outta tha side of tha vehicle, a horizontally divided rear hatch fo' transportin long shiznit n' gets phat gas mileage (bein a artist is high-rollin' (gotta cut costs somewhere)). But I would don't give a fuck bout rollin it, yet it would be tha dopest option fo' me at dis point up in mah game. Oppo, Help me cook up a thugged-out decision, I be savin mah scrilla n' should have enough fo' a cold-ass lil hoopty up in a year ta a year n' a half, I wanna know what tha fuck I be savin up fo' succinctly."

Stef Schrader > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/27/2014 at 00:32

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Yes. Just...YES: http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?sear…

So, we've gone over tha basics of gettin ta a cold-ass lil crapcan endurizzle race

IT'S LIKE IT KNEW ABOUT ECR!

Unless itz a game threatenin intolerizzle or a moral stance, itz easiest just ta bust a funky-ass big-ass fart a shitload up in tha hoopty n' git all up in tha toilet a lil longer durin tha week followin tha race.

All UP in that toilet!

It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

Racing DOES require balls of steel.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Stef Schrader 05/27/2014 at 04:45

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LOOOOL

"Coalizzle of Alternatizzle Breakfast Meats"

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Stef Schrader 05/27/2014 at 04:52

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"I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch." appears five times in the article I CAN'T STOP LAUGHIN