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"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth) 05/26/2014 at 18:13 • Filed to: None

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/26/2014 at 18:27

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He probably shouldn't drop the clutch like that... just say'n.

Crest > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/26/2014 at 18:45

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Hahahahaha okay excuse me but that was painfully funny

FrankAtlanta > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 05/26/2014 at 18:57

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...or the bike...

PatBateman > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/26/2014 at 19:01

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I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now, but I am so screw it.

Crocket Bernet > FrankAtlanta 05/26/2014 at 19:28

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or the base...

whoarder is tellurium > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/26/2014 at 19:33

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accidentally the whole thing

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Crocket Bernet 05/26/2014 at 19:37

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This gif NEVER gets old.

Ike B > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/26/2014 at 21:10

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I love how the tension rises when the BMW launches into the distance as the rider realizes he's still in neutral. Then the inevitable occurs.

Reminds me of when I was at Montgomery Motorsports Park, which will literally let anyone drive anything down their dragstrip. A guy in shorts and a t-shirt creeps up to the box on his chromed out Harley Softtail to line up next to a sportbike that even in the most charitable of circumstances was going to annihilate him. No gear, no helmet. At this point I'm already expecting the worst.

The tree drops and the sportbike explodes into the distance. Leisure day Harley rider dumps the clutch and immediately gets sideways, heading straight for the center guardrail at the tree. As this was a Harley, imagine this in slow motion, because that's how it happened. As it fishtails slowly out from under him, he stays on it even as guardrail impact was imminent. He nails the guardrail at about 3/4 head on, cartwheels over it, and his bike goes sliding down the track. He gets up limping as people rush down the track to pick up his now only half-chromed bike.

Strangely he didn't take a do-over.

AddMustard > Crocket Bernet 05/26/2014 at 21:42

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or his face

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/27/2014 at 00:09

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I remember the first time I rode a motorcycle too.....

RotaryLover > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 05/27/2014 at 05:32

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...and I expected the BMW to dun goof.