"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
05/25/2014 at 13:24 • Filed to: None
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"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
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"The trunk is now large enough to carry eight suitcases instead of seven."
Nobody says stuff like that anymore in advertising haha Other ads boast that there is an ashtray for every passenger and that at least 50 pounds (Actual quote) of sound deadening goes into each Newport.
The Transporter
> cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
05/25/2014 at 13:37 |
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I'm pretty sure there was about 50 pounds worth of highly carcinogenic sound deadening fiber in every Newport cigarette. It's a wonder that anyone in that generation made it to 30.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
05/25/2014 at 19:13 |
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It says "suitcases" but what they're really saying is that it holds eight "dead bodies".