Which one of you friend zoners was this?

"Soloburrito" (Soloburrito) 05/24/2014 at 03:28 • Filed to: None

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Seriously though, great story. Well done, ginger.

Reigntastic > Soloburrito 05/24/2014 at 03:32

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She did say she owed him everything .

Your boy, BJR > Soloburrito 05/24/2014 at 03:49

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BETA AS FUCK

Srsly though, if that chick doesn't given him even a taste of the poon, she's a biiiiiiiiiitch. Fuck jezebel. Getting hit by a god damn truck deserves AT THE VERY LEAST a blowie.

claramag, Mustaco Master > Your boy, BJR 05/24/2014 at 04:31

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Yeeeeeeeeeahh no. Doesn't work like that. You don't "deserve" sexual acts. Ever

On a more optimistic note, his injuries don't look as sever as they could've been. My best friend suffered far more injury in a similar, but more severe, incident when 14 and maybe half his size. His recovery will take time and it won't be 100% like before, but he should be alright eventually.

Would also like to say that you really do form a strong bond with someone when life or death is involved, even if it isn't a romantic one.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Your boy, BJR 05/24/2014 at 05:24

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whos to say he'd want it? I have an opposite sex friendship just like this one. at first would I have liked to bang her, sure, but now, I cherish our friendship and would do nothing to jeopardize it. seriously our friendship is very unique, half the time we act like siblings, and the other half we act like an old married couple. at this point if the subject of sex or even dating came up it would just be gross

samssun > Your boy, BJR 05/24/2014 at 05:58

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Srsly though, won't happen. Hero or not, attraction don't care. She'll keep repeating the BEST friiiiiend line, tell him what a great catch he'll be, etc.

samssun > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/24/2014 at 06:03

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"cherish"? "unique"? Willingly being part of an "old married couple"?

Come on now. Tell me this is biting satire.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > samssun 05/24/2014 at 06:06

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no, that is real. Now a couple years ago it would have been a different story. its important to have friends you can see yourself knowing for decades

yamahog > claramag, Mustaco Master 05/24/2014 at 07:43

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I'm thinking that was heavy sarcasm, but who knows.

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/24/2014 at 10:07

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Agree. I have a female friend from high school who is very attractive, but I could never have sex with her. It would be like banging my sister, that's disgusting

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake 05/24/2014 at 10:10

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Someone gets it, and my friend is HOT, She has a metabolism problem, where its physically impossible for her to gain weight, plus her boobs are HUGE, naturally. If only she wasnt like my sister

E92M3 > Your boy, BJR 05/24/2014 at 10:35

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2 months from now...

Cameron: "want to grab a bite?"

Girl: "Sorry Jake wants to go to a movie"

Cameron: "He didn't save your life"

Girl: "Yes I know! How many times are you going to bring that up? What do you want from me? A medal?"