Welp, here's a gawtdam thing ...

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
05/23/2014 at 14:39 • Filed to: found on ebay

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/lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil

$kaycog > Brian, The Life of
05/23/2014 at 14:41

I don't know what to say. Holy cow?

CalzoneGolem > Brian, The Life of
05/23/2014 at 14:43

It looks like they stole Spongebob's alarm clock.

Brian, The Life of > $kaycog
05/23/2014 at 14:43

Yup, that's prolly the best thing I can come up with.

I want to drive it by an elementary school and scare the children. I'd feel terrible afterwards but ... worth it.

Thank goodness it dyno's out at 420hp, could you imagine if it dyno'd in ?

Brian, The Life of > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
05/23/2014 at 14:44

Oh, there was some "420" going on, all right ...

$kaycog > Brian, The Life of
05/23/2014 at 14:44

I'm sure you'd also scare the adults with that thing.

Nibbles > Brian, The Life of
05/23/2014 at 15:01

Man, I'd love to build a rat rod.

But I'd have to paint it, because the OCD says no rust can ever be even

Then I'd have to lift it off the ground, because there's not a single street in CO I could drive that thing on.

Then I'd have to install some sort of muffler, because my cops are anal about sound ordinances.

I'd also have to install harnesses and such because I don't want to fucking die.

Lastly, I'd have to un-chop the roof a bit because visibility is necessary

So, I guess what I'm saying is, I'd end up just building a car