Dammit BMW

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05/23/2014 at 09:50 • Filed to: I like BMWs okay

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Quit making pretty cars I can't afford!!

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The 4-series Gran Coupe is just as pretty, if not prettier than the 6-series Gran Coupe. IMO.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 09:52

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Quit making pretty cars I can't afford

yet

There I fixed it for you


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 09:54

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Ze Germans are very good at zis sort of thing. Make a wonderful car, and then make cost a lot of money.


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 09:54

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The depreciation curve on these will make your nose bleed. You'll be able to afford one in about 5 to 8 years.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 09:55

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BMW won't offer any 4-series Gran Coupes with a manual transmission, so all takers will get a ZF eight-speed torque-converter automatic.

Screw you, BMW...

The fact that this is a hatch makes it somewhat appealing (even though I still don't like the new front end design), but the lack of a manual option is lame. BMW just seems to continue to lose the things that once made it stand apart from the other brands.


Kinja'd!!! DanimalHouse > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 10:00

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I still don't understand why this isn't the 3-series... zee Germans baffle me.

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/23/2014 at 10:09

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And Ze Germans are also good at leaving parts on the shelf, and making it cost EVEN MORE, for not giving you those parts!


Kinja'd!!! efme > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 10:55

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looks like a regular 4 series?


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 11:01

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this will be starting in the mid 40s when it goes on sale. with moderate optioning, a 328i will be in the 50s. let me be clear, this is not a 50k car.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/23/2014 at 11:38

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* cough * "Porsche"


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/23/2014 at 12:15

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BMW is known to do it too. See the Mini John Cooper Works GP, for example.

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Costs more than the standard car, and yet has no back seat. Pay more, get less.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/23/2014 at 14:06

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Pro tip: Check out the residual value on one of these, then decide if it's something you want in 3 years at that price. You'll still have approximately 64k worth of CPO-warrantied miles ahead of you!