[Not car] So I just got back from a date...

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 05/23/2014 at 03:00 • Filed to: None

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My first time ever dating a girl that I didn't know previously, and the first time I've ever dated a girl without any red flags. Is this what a normal person is like? I'm confused. Where are the mental issues, horrible parents, long history of abuse, or self-harm scars?

Unfamiliar territory indeed

Have a Z34.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 03:10

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DOUBLE D MOTORBOAT WITH THE GIRL THAT USED TO CUT HERSELF

*fistbump*

Anon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 03:23

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Are you sure it's a woman? Because that doesn't sound like a woman to me...

offroadkarter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 03:42

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25% of women have been diagnosed with some sort of mental disorder

75% are running around untreated

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 03:55

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No red flags and women, does not compute.

Arben72 > offroadkarter 05/23/2014 at 04:02

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Share this to Jezebel. I'd love to see that reaction.

Effef > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 04:59

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Statistically, they are probably there, she is just better at hiding it.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Arben72 05/23/2014 at 06:34

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The backlash would be immense. Never ever share a comment like that to a website run by un-diagnosed mental patients.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 05/23/2014 at 06:35

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Post op tranny.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter 05/23/2014 at 08:49

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From what I've seen it's more like %99.9 untreated and 0.01% normal. Then again I probably just have bad luck.

yamahog > offroadkarter 05/23/2014 at 08:53

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Have you dated men, too? Trust me, EVERYONE is effing crazy.

Janson Rodger > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 09:03

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No problems? Low maintenance? Are you sure she isn't a Camry?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Janson Rodger 05/23/2014 at 09:28

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Nah, too attractive.

The Old Man from Scene 24 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 11:20

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In the immortal words of Red Forman: "Women are.... crazy."

Atomic Buffalo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2014 at 12:15

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Z34: mental issues, horrible parents, long history of abuse, and self-harm scars.