The seventh day.

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
05/22/2014 at 19:00 • Filed to: The 7 days of creation

As midnight hits and that the sixth day become the seventh day, Oppo God was about to name his creation. Oppo God said "I shall name my creation..." and midnight hit, and the lights got out. Oppo God said "What the..." and he got knocked out and thrown into a bag. We never heard about him ever again, but the creation was still laying around. Soon automakers came from every directions and took note, pictures, mesurements and got back to their own countries.

'MERICANS said, "Hum...we need more power! And boatish suspension feel!" And it was so. Americans made boats on wheels with POWAAA!

The Japaneses said, "Ehhto....we need to make it as reliable and as fuel efficient as possible to kill american automakers." but the Britishs just looked at them and said "Silly Japanese blokes, they think their souless cars will win over our cars? Huehuehuehue! *taking a sip of tea* Our cars are bloody briliant!". And it was so. Japanese made souless reliable rust prone cars while Britishs made unreliable cars that had lucas's devil as soul.

"Mamma mia! We need-a plan to put the flames of passion back into enthusiats heart" said the Italians. And it was so. Italian cars get a fire extinguisher as an option.

Germans saw the whole mess and yelled "NEIN NEIN NEIN! Perfection! We need to hit perfection! And it was so! Germans retrofited tanks into cars, added luxury and called it a day. Russians in the other end just said this " *drinking vodka*". And it was so. The Lada was born.

French people and Koreans just looked at each other. They said at the same time "Nous sommes opposés!/ !" and they silently stared at each other not knowing what they said to each other, until an automaker showed up. Koreans just ran to copy his moves while his Chinese mime that had nothing better to do that day played along out of nowhere. The French people just went back to their drawing boards in a locked up studio with only lays and water. And it was so. French made beautiful "avantgarde" cars while Chineses copy them while Koreans copy parts of everyone.

What is the lesson there? All the cars we love came from one idea....and that when you don't have a gf, you have lot's of time in your hands.