You Park Like An Asshole

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05/22/2014 at 16:34 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 16:48

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dont forget about this gem captured in CT the other day

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/ass-hattery-15…


Kinja'd!!! TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 16:48

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Fuck you buddy.


Kinja'd!!! TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 16:49

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Pictured: Man about to be burned alive.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux
05/22/2014 at 16:53

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There were a couple others like that I didn't post.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 16:55

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DONCARE, AIN'T CARE, same thing, right?


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 17:06

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Just this morning I witnessed a lady in an Odyssey end up in a conundrum. The parking garage has pretty tight/short spots and most of the people with larger vehicles park on the roof where there's normal sized spots. This lady decides to back in right across from me.

First go: backs in, not too bad, completely in the spot but extremely close to the line on the drivers side. Opens her door and checks. She starts pulling forward and I assume she's going to correct to be more centered.

Second go: Ends up with three wheels in but the drivers front completely over the line. She gets out and looks at the vexing situation then gets back in to try again.

Third go: She's lined up correctly, but backs slowly all the way until I hear a crunch. Throws her hands up then slaps it into drive.

Fourth go: She pulls about five spots up the ramp and parks, nose in, diagonally across two spots. Grabs her stuff and leaves. I guess she'd had enough.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 17:09

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Arsehole parking and stolen fuel pump trigger so the next guy/gal can't use the fuel pump.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 17:10

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Not sure if arsehole or genius parking next to an arsehole.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > jariten1781
05/22/2014 at 17:14

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I can identify with that. But really, parking shouldn't be that difficult. Kudos to her for trying to back in. In tight places, backing in is always better—if you know what you're doing.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 17:24

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MAFIA is like Special Forces. If you say your in them then your sure as hell not.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 17:26

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Did you have to park so close to me when there's an empty spot next to you?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Racescort666
05/22/2014 at 17:27

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He had to make sure there was room for him to get in and out. He could care less about you.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 18:01

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insert baseball bat here


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Svend
05/22/2014 at 18:11

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The latter, all day long.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 18:25

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So quick story about asshats parking: I was at Ojibwe Forrest Rally in Minnesota. Well, we had to haul ass back to Wichita (this was a roughly 14 hr tow) and the lights on the truck were working questionably so we needed to be out of there ASAP since we were already losing daylight at 7am.

My buddy Matt and I pull the truck around to see the trailer parked in. There was no telling how long it would take the jackass that owned this Passat to come out here and move it so Matt and I looked at each other and said "get the tow strap."

Jackassery rewarded with jackassery. Fortunately for this person the parking lot was gravel so the likelihood of any damage was significantly reduced.

The real irony was that as I was riding the elevator down after my final room check, I noticed the girl in the elevator with me playing with one of those VW flip keys. It was time to get the fuck out of there, pronto.


Kinja'd!!! Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 19:26

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If the truck parked next to the benz, GOOD. If he parked like that and the benz followed.. Fuck both.


Kinja'd!!! Racing is everything > ttyymmnn
05/22/2014 at 20:02

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This thread is gold, love the Cavalier with the mischievous grin. A few weeks ago I spotted a new 5-series. I immediately looked at how it was parked and it was completely taking up a handicap parking ramp space next to the handicap space itself. God I wish I had a camera.