Jay Leno Seems To Be Enjoying His Retirement

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
05/22/2014 at 13:18 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/22/2014 at 13:24

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I have one request.

Please explain your username.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Brian Silvestro
05/22/2014 at 13:29

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Ontop's user name started as 'On top o ur mama' run together for some immaturity-related reason only he can divulge. Shortened to "Ontop", he has been Ontop o' very many things indeed, with the less-immature "Ontopofitall" one of the more recurring ones.


Kinja'd!!! waymoe > Brian Silvestro
05/22/2014 at 13:30

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Its like this.

"His name is Bob."

"Thats Mr Montgomery to you."

"Oh, pardon me."


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/22/2014 at 13:30

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Still doesn't explain the "to you!" part.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > waymoe
05/22/2014 at 13:31

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

This makes so much sense now. Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! The man in the iron mask > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/22/2014 at 13:37

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He should start making more money making a Tv show thats named Jay lenos garage.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/22/2014 at 13:37

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That was my way of saying "Who's your daddy?" Maturity isn't really a concern for me online...that and I thought it was funny.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Brian Silvestro
05/22/2014 at 13:45

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Please explain your username.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Leadbull
05/22/2014 at 13:50

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FUCK

*panics*

uhhh...I'm a fan of Simona de Silvestro!


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Brian Silvestro
05/22/2014 at 13:52

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But what's with the Brian part?

That's so generic, bro.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Leadbull
05/22/2014 at 13:53

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I know, there's like 5 of us on oppo.