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Lemme start it off.
"Do you know a guy who does fiberglass?"
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mid-life crisis crisis
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Why no actually, I don't know why you've pulled me over, is a turn signal out or something?
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"What do you mean this won't buff out?"
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Ran when parked.
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I turned on my wipers and this happened!
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"I swear officer, it was like that when I got here."
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Can I be in the recall now?
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"And then kablooie!"
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Hi, I'm Wayne Carini, and I'm chasing, well, nothing right now.
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A-Team style
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Guy in black shirt: well there's your problem.
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Nice Edge
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Thanks Obama!
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Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
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"You people and your overpowered sports cars are a threat to us all!"
"Right, look at your sandals and get back to me."
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EXPOSE ALL THE FASTENERS!!!!!!!
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WHY DID YOU TURN?!
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That driver...he...I mean...he must have been on his way to hang out with Bernie.
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where the hell do you find this gif? ive ben looking for it for ever!
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....wrong person replied to?
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Waddya mean you want another test drive?
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the yellow and pink thing.
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Corvette guy: "Ok, I hear you, but I'm pretty sure the rule is socks with sandals."
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sweet suicide door mod
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Oh, I just googled it. "ALL THE THINGS MEME"
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Hey Jim! It looks like you are missing a piece there...
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smug bastard edge.
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http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…
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I was just trying to take the Presidents advice to save fuel...it worked.
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So this guy in the passenger seat keeps yelling" Sammy! your breaking the car!"
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If my headlights hadn't went out, I wouldn't have crashed. Damn recall.
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Yes I think I lost my toupee a few miles back....
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Yup! I definitely need new pants
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Wasn't me, ossifer. Some guy named Deiter...
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I just found out, this is known as "Stanced" and someone will buy and love the car like this...
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"These brakes grab a little bit."
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Damn suicide door opened at speed, now look what happened.