Mitsubishi Giving Away Free Cars To Potential Customers

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05/22/2014 at 07:00 • Filed to: None

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As part of a push to get buyers into showrooms, Mitsubishi has decided to give away a brand new 2009-2012 Galant sedan to anybody that test drives an i-Miev, Lancer, Lancer Sportback, Outlander, Outlander Sport, or Mirage model. Critics warn that pushing a Galant onto unsuspecting car shoppers might scare them away, but Mitsubishi spokesperson Wiyascru Denywai stated that the company is confident the move will help them, stating, "Honestly, we just couldn't think of anything else that might help get customers into showrooms". The offer lasts until dealer stock of new Galants dries up, which Denywai says won't happen anytime soon, "so no hurry but please try to come take a test drive soon because you never know, you might like it."


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! BJ > CRider
05/22/2014 at 07:22

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I would test-drive an i-Miev to get a free Galant sedan.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > CRider
05/22/2014 at 07:23

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Well, I've been wanting to drive a Mirage anyway....


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > BJ
05/22/2014 at 07:33

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if this is for real ill do it tomorrow..


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > CRider
05/22/2014 at 08:06

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Hey you got a link or something? I would like to cover this in more detail.


Kinja'd!!! Rory > CRider
05/22/2014 at 08:21

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Wiyascru Denywai......you clever bastard.

this whole article is brilliant


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Tom McParland
05/22/2014 at 08:21

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i cant find a link or anything anywhere..not sure this is legit anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > CRider
05/22/2014 at 08:26

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I'd do it. The later Galant doesn't look to bad.

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Kinja'd!!! Mathias Rios > CRider
05/22/2014 at 08:41

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10/10 would LeMons


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > mr_gofast
05/22/2014 at 08:55

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Yeah I dug around pretty good on the web and checked out Mitsu's Twitter and homepage. No mention of it.


Kinja'd!!! mr_gofast > Tom McParland
05/22/2014 at 08:56

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calling it CP


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > CRider
05/22/2014 at 08:57

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I would drive the shit of free galant.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Tom McParland
05/22/2014 at 09:14

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I'm pretty sure that this was satirical. On the other hand, I was very serious that I would test drive an i-Miev for a free Galant sedan, no matter the trim level. As long as it's not silver or "champagne" in colour, that is.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CRider
05/22/2014 at 09:40

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Lets see......the list of things I would rather have than a free galant include.......genital warts. Which, considering the Galant is basically leprosy on 4 wheels, doesn't sound too bad.


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > CRider
06/03/2014 at 20:04

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Clever girl. It appears the satire wasn't obvious enough for some though, haha.