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"The Transporter" (transporter)
05/21/2014 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

We're going to take this perfectly functioning RX-7 and make it look like utter shit.

This dizzy dorito deserved better than to be turned into rolling chav bait.

DISCUSSION (30)

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 21:59

nononono

NONONONONONONO

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Soloburrito > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 21:59

horrible.

Now their 944 track car, that was awesome.

Louros > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:01

dat a-spec front bumper

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:02

Kinja'd!!!

Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
05/21/2014 at 22:02

I think I did a better job. Just sayin'

http://apidaonline.com/index.php/arti…

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
05/21/2014 at 22:04

Awesomesauce.

Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
05/21/2014 at 22:05

Also, old episode. :)

The Transporter > Soloburrito
05/21/2014 at 22:07

Normally I don't mind their builds, but this was a bridge too far.

offroadkarter > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:11

that front bumper already looked stupid but damn they made the entire car worse!

crowmolly > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:14

They should just forget about aesthetic modifications and concentrate on stuff that's not subjective.

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:17

Least they didn't put an LSX in it.

wiffleballtony > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:44

There should be an abuse line we could call to get a public intervention for this.

Advan > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 22:51

I'll have to DVR this. This has to be the worst thing they've ever done to a car, right? I mean this makes absolutely no sense.

Squid > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 23:08

This is the worst thing they have done to a car out of all the cars I've seen them work on. Generally I find their aesthetic mods to be a bit garish, but this went way too far and should be considered a crime.

Nothing > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 23:14

This was so utterly terrible. It was borderline for me before they even started, but the snakeskin wheels, mirrors, and vinyl pattern. Ugh.

Makoyouidiot > The Transporter
05/21/2014 at 23:18

So much agreeing....

Stef Schrader > Soloburrito
05/22/2014 at 00:04

I MUST FIND THIS EPISODE

webmonkees > Stef Schrader
05/22/2014 at 01:01

I'm not sure what happened here. Perhaps the same phenomenon that makes the snakeskin boots desirable. Wheels, maybe. Decals: Bar and Grille promo car parked in lobby.

Stef Schrader > webmonkees
05/22/2014 at 01:10

Aw, that's more like snuff porn. Poor FD. I was referring to the track 944, haha.

Soloburrito > Stef Schrader
05/22/2014 at 02:37

Found part 1 in one of the shadier corners of the Internet.

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/gorilla…

Part 2 is on youtube.

Takuro Spirit > The Transporter
05/22/2014 at 07:20

This was on par with the Bugeye WRX they did. When i heard them say they were gonna snazz up the exterior, the only thought that came to my mind was "Please don't put your names in the stripes again"

At lease they "sold" it back to the dipshit that they bought it from.

William Byrd > The Transporter
05/22/2014 at 07:56

Spoiler alert!

I saw it coming on at midnight last night and hit record. I saw the purchase (5K pounds!) and I assumed they would return it to its stock-ish looking glory.

I was wrong.

Stef Schrader > Soloburrito
05/22/2014 at 10:01

#winning

RotaryLover > The Transporter
05/22/2014 at 11:19

They really did this!? Tell me they didn't. Tell me it isn't true!

The Transporter > RotaryLover
05/22/2014 at 13:52

It's as real as a heart attack.

RotaryLover > The Transporter
05/22/2014 at 13:54

I'm pissed.

MonkeePuzzle > The Transporter
05/22/2014 at 16:00

I wonder... if really the original owner just wanted this crazy work done and the whole sale and re-buy was just a big setup

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > The Transporter
05/23/2014 at 12:29

How could they get away with something like this? I hope there show gets canceled. Those ass holes.

The Transporter > mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/
05/23/2014 at 12:31

Canceled is a strong word, but they should be reprimanded. A 5 point deduction from their Jalop card should do it.

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > The Transporter
05/23/2014 at 12:44

I honestly don't think I could bring myself to watch ever again...this really is a travesty. Thank you sir for bringing this to my attention...I would have gotten all excited to see RX-7 in the show information section and then to have to watch them molest such a beautiful car would have been horrible as I'm sure it was for you.