![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:01 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Sitting in the airport waiting for my flight, dude sits down behind me, starts eating jeally beans and farting. I dont know if the jeally beans are mutually exclusive to the farts but... C'mon bro.
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:05 |
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Maybe they're methane flavored.
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:17 |
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(jelly) beans (jelly) beans the magical fruit, the more you eat em, the more you toot. Maybe he was just trying to make up his own song
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:22 |
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He just wanted to give you something sweet and bitter to smell. . .
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:44 |
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wait...
I'M EATING JELLY BEANS
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:52 |
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Tell him "quit farten around, you're going to miss your plane"
![]() 05/21/2014 at 07:59 |
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If you have anything in your hand use it to beat him till he leaves, SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![]() 05/21/2014 at 08:06 |
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Are you in an airport?
![]() 05/21/2014 at 08:56 |
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Could be worse...
![]() 05/21/2014 at 09:30 |
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Ask of him:
"Excuse me sir. Could I have a few of those jelly beans? Because I'd really like to shit my pants right now."
![]() 05/21/2014 at 09:39 |
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Dude... He's just rolled coal on your ass, human style!