My car is bipolar.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/20/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: RICING THE GODDAMN BUICK

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Front seats look evil, back seats look happy and bright as day. But not for long.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/20/2014 at 23:39

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You have brought balance to The Force.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
05/20/2014 at 23:42

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Proposition: use clever lighting to make girls gravitate to the back seat.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/20/2014 at 23:45

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I really need to start doing this kind of stuff to my Safari.

Go all 70s Custom GMC full-size on it.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/20/2014 at 23:49

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I always liked these kinds of things... something about the racy-looking tires that stick out past the sides of the van make it look like it could take on the world.

And the Starsky & Hutch-on-pot paint job :D


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/21/2014 at 00:50

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You should go full-on 2000's Pontiac and make all your instruments blood red. My mom had an '02 Montana once and remember my first time driving it at night I flicked the lights on and immediately thought "Oh god it's angry at me!"


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/21/2014 at 08:18

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Yeah, it would be much better than the fugly greenish algae color that seems to be standard for instruments from that time period.