"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
05/20/2014 at 23:10 • Filed to: Rant
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"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
05/20/2014 at 23:10 • Filed to: Rant | 6
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Lifted (bro) trucks.
For multiple reasons, the main being women love them. Why do women like this? Screw the sensible financially stable guy in a luxury sedan, I'm going for the guy whose entire life savings is in a truck that can't/won't even be used as a truck.
anothermiatafanboy
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:12 |
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ooooooh costanza, you seem like a nice enough young man. could you perhaps point me in the direction of whom I have to bribe in order to post worthy content such as this? I would be most obliged. carry on.
YSI-what can brown do for you
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:13 |
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Woah now, women find this attractive?
offroadkarter
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:13 |
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Jezebel says women don't like "show offy" vehicles.
Or maybe its just the ugly ones who rant on jezebel all the time I'm not sure.
CRider
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:13 |
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To be fair, your sensible luxury sedan can't be used as a truck either.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:14 |
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You'd be surprised to see what some can do if they are built right. Now some can't do shit, but some that aren't crazy lifted with overly wide tires are perfectly capable.
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GeorgeyBoy
> CRider
05/20/2014 at 23:15 |
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True. But I don't need a truck, just like most of those people who drive trucks.
TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:15 |
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A real lifted truck does this
Crest
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:16 |
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I love them sorry
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GeorgeyBoy
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/20/2014 at 23:16 |
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Yes, there's exceptions.
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> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:17 |
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MyCarDrivesMe
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/20/2014 at 23:17 |
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Just like a properly modified car can perform better. Stanced / cut spring cut cornered cars are fundamentally the same thing as a bro truck that is just a body lift to stuff 37's under it. Granted the cars don't violate bumper height laws, but the way some guys drive clapped out little Hondas around me I don't want to be on the road with either bro trucks or ricers.
ly2v8-Brian
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:17 |
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Boy ya got me. Maybe this is evidence (among many things) that prove the prophecy of Idiocracy to be true. I have a truck and have zero desires to ruin it like that.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:18 |
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Oh..
If they're done well and professionally like my dad's, they can actually be pretty capable off road. (Ask me how I know..)
I was complemented by a group of girls earlier while driving it though..
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> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:21 |
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"But I don't need a truck"
I don't need a sports car. But I want one. And they want a truck.
BondoSpecial
> offroadkarter
05/20/2014 at 23:21 |
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"Maybe it's just the ugly ones / who rant on Jezebel" - you just repeated yourself.
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GeorgeyBoy
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/20/2014 at 23:22 |
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Yes your dad's still is functional. Girls flock like bugs to a light.
Textured Soy Protein
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:23 |
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Sounds like you need to take your own advice.
1. Buy pickup truck, bro it out with a lift and mud tires.
2. Fuck mad bitches.
3. ???
4. Profit.
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CRider
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:24 |
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You don't need a luxury sedan either. There's nothing you need to do a Focus hatch can't handle, anything else is just extravagant waste.
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offroadkarter
> BondoSpecial
05/20/2014 at 23:25 |
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fuck
andthelike
> GeorgeyBoy
05/20/2014 at 23:27 |
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plus, imagine what would happen if one of those things got rear ended or rear ends someone.
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GeorgeyBoy
> CRider
05/20/2014 at 23:28 |
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I did great in my Focus for a while.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> MyCarDrivesMe
05/20/2014 at 23:30 |
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Usually bro trucks only run 33's to 35's because they also like the stretched tire look. Occasionally they will waste money on 37's, but usually with tires that big people use them.
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GeorgeyBoy
> andthelike
05/20/2014 at 23:33 |
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I have a friend whose dad is a lawyer. They bought his younger sister who is 16 a new Ford Raptor. Yes I love them, but I'm still asking why. He said because his dad thinks she will be safe in it. She got rear ended 3 weeks after getting it totaling out a Taurus driven by a nice old lady. Nothing happened to the Raptor. Large trucks are directly related to insurance premiums and injuries/deaths.
Leadbull
> Textured Soy Protein
05/20/2014 at 23:38 |
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*Disclaimer: if you prefer girls with teeth, this may not be the best plan of action.*
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andthelike
> GeorgeyBoy
05/21/2014 at 09:14 |
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at least thats stock. its been designed to crash at that height. super lifted trucks haven't/ they just run through the window of the car in front of them