Jalopnik/Opposite Lock Vocabulary

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05/20/2014 at 21:58 • Filed to: Oppo Things

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Earlier, roflcopter !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about how he used the term "SR20" on Facebook and no one understood what he said. I then came to the realization that there maybe some among us that need some 'splainin'. Welcome to the OppoLock/Jalopnik Dictionary.

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I'm not going to hog this post and give you the definition to every single saying we have. I will start with a recent vocabulary word, and allow all of our members to contribute in the comments section. So do it, alums.

Dammit, Bob: when someone gets in the way of a great car photo.

Example:

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Alright, bring on the Oppomemes!!


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:03

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Potato = camera phone

Hour rule = not letting an hour pass with no fresh content

I don't know if rustled jimmies are a good or bad thing...


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Sn210
05/20/2014 at 22:04

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Depends who's jimmies are rustled.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:06

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Jeez, Pat. I was already for a comprehensive dictionary and you turned it over to the plebes.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:07

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Dragoning: This should explain it.

(not really applicable anymore) $kaycog'd: having a reply to a post show up as an individual post.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:07

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Orloved- flipping/rolling a car

GTFAC- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

$kaybait- Ford GT pictures

NOM NOM NOM- ask EL_ULY if you don't know... :P


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > desertdog5051
05/20/2014 at 22:08

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Yeah, I tricked you. That's how I roll. Now add something.

HINT: No one has done SR20 yet.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PushToStart
05/20/2014 at 22:10

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EL_ULY and his Cookie Monster posts. Jezebel would have a field day with us.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blondude
05/20/2014 at 22:12

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I just realized that the original Dragoning post has over 200k hits. Dear God...


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:14

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oh shit, the thought is horrifying.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PushToStart
05/20/2014 at 22:15

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If any of those kinds of posts get cross posted to GroupThink, we may have problems.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:20

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I'll comment on my own post. Postception.

SR20: When someone takes a pic of a car they have seen. Origin is from an old member named SR20 that lied a lot. Basically, it means "Pic or it didn't happen".


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:27

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Bateman'd: When someone leads you on like they have a huge post coming and decides "LOLJK"


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:35

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That... Would be a problem.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:37

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so that's where sr20 came from! I knew what it meant within a week of coming here but never knew it's origin. That's awesome, haha


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 22:44

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I'll endorse that.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 22:56

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Jalopnik had a higher readership back in the day, before the times of Kinja.


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > PatBateman
05/20/2014 at 23:35

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An old one that's all but dead. If someone has an epic failure, ask " WHY DID YOU TURN? "


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > lonestranger
05/21/2014 at 00:01

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I'm bringing that one back.


Kinja'd!!! Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > PatBateman
05/21/2014 at 10:30

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Yes, but does anyone remember SLR guy?

http://jalopnik.com/395947/douche-…

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