This is Arch Duke Maxyenko, Broadcasting Live From CVG

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/20/2014 at 11:04 • Filed to: None

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The least fun to hoon airport vehicle appears to be the white Chrysler PT Cruiser. Seriously, that guy driving it must really hate his job. Mad props to the security people for not confiscating my Quaker Chewy Bars. Do you have any questions for me?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:08

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How many Hudson Books are there at KCVG?

What's the tackiest t-shirt for sale in the terminal?

Have you seen this man?

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:10

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Boxers, briefs, or other?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 05/20/2014 at 11:13

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1. Couldn't count

2. a "I (Heart shape) Cincinnati" shirt.

3. No, but some douche sitting across from me was wearing Google glass for a little bit. First time I've ever seen somebody wearing them, and they somehow triggered a primal rage instinct.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 05/20/2014 at 11:14

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Boxer-briefs, they cup the balls but aren't too restrictive.

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:16

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Where is CVG? I am very busy and can't be bothered go Google it.

What boarding group are you in?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:17

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Did TSA use lube first?

Did they give you a "good game" when they were done?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd 05/20/2014 at 11:19

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1. Northern Kentucky, aka "Cincinnati"

2. 3

3. African or European?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 05/20/2014 at 11:21

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1. Courtesy spit

2. It was actually a tender embrace, I am the Arch Duke after all.

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:35

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I...I...don't' know that.

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 11:41

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Why?

Are people queuing up at the gate before they called the first group?

Do those people look like a bunch of monkeys?

Can I get a whoop whoop? Pic or didn't happen.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 13:17

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Are you the only person there?

Also; say hello to my father-in-law. I think he's passing through there today.

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 13:31

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I usually use Enterprise at CVG. They often have VWs, including CCs...

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 13:37

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Jerry, my boys need a home.

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2014 at 13:37

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