I Wanna Make My Own Top Gear Episode!!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 05/19/2014 at 19:59 • Filed to: Top Gear

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I've had this in my head for a month now, and I don't think it should be that hard to do. Lemme Explain How I see this working.

First off, this would be more of a parody rather than a legit episode(duh!), therefore it wouldn't be called "Top Gear"; I call it: Top Jalop!

EDIT: Saabstory came up with a better title, it will now be called "Jalop Gear"!

Episode 1 would feature a mix of real world cars and Forza 4 cars structured like this:

Car Review-Challege Part1-News(possibly)-Challenge Part2-Forza Car Review and Hot Lap-Challenge Part3/Car Review2-End

The problem is that I need things: Cars, Cameras, people with video editing software and of course, two more people to be presenters! I can right now imagine the presenters being myself, Dwhite, and one other person. Anyone in Michigan or Ohio want to help? I think this would be a fun way to spend a summer!

Have some drifting 993 GT2 for reading!

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:04

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That's actually a good idea.

I remember some guys using footage from Gran Turismo, and mix it with Jeremy's voice, and it's fun to watch!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:04

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I will be your Hammond/Adam Ferrara

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:06

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Can you come to Michigan?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:08

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Why not Jalop Gear?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 05/19/2014 at 20:09

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Hmm, hadn't thought of that! Great Idea! :)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:16

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For a few episodes but if you could come to Wisconsin it would be better.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:22

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Oh you're that close? Hmm maybe we could...work something out. What car(s) do you have available?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:47

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I made my own motorcycle in my garage (no car yet).

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:48

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Hmm, I wonder what we could do with that....Review of some sorts?

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:50

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I've been wanting to do this for a while. I'm in Ohio and I'm a big dude with a beard and lot's of plaid.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:51

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Yeah I was thinking of doing a review on it this summer. we could also race a lawnmower around a makeshift test track.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:53

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I like this!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:54

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Are you across the lake or on top of Wisconsin?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:54

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Yes! We need to get more people on this! We need a camera crew

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:55

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and some GoPros.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:55

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Across the lake on the east side of ze state..

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:56

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Fortunately, I have non of these things!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:56

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Ok I am in the southern part not to far away from Road America.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:58

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Nor do I. The GoPros we can buy but a camera crew might be tough to find. Also we need a third person, Maybe Rotarylesslover?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 20:58

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I see. Not sure hpw long of a drive that'd be, or if there could be a halfway point..

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mcseanerson 05/19/2014 at 20:59

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I like plaid, what do you drive?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 20:59

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If we would meet half way at Chicago we could meet up with Jonathan W8.

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:00

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The same thing every true Jalop drives, a Miata.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:01

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That could work! I'm planning on going with a friend to visit her friend in Illinois sometime in June.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mcseanerson 05/19/2014 at 21:01

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I don't have a Miata...

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:03

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What if we delay production for a year to get a camera crew GoPros and sit down and write a few more episodes.

mcseanerson > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:06

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And it haunts you.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:12

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Hmm, we could do that. Might be smarter to do so.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > mcseanerson 05/19/2014 at 21:13

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Ummm....I don't think it is...

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:17

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This summer I will write season 1 do you have a google docs account that I could share it with you?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:23

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I think so...Lemme go check.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:26

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I do!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:28

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Cool I will make one tomorrow and start writing.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:32

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Cool! I have a couple ideas that will have to be filmed in Michigan though(i.e. Focus ST and 911 Review)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:35

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Good we should get a $500 car episode and make it roadkillish.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:40

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howabout $100 cars? We gotta think cheap now.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:41

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Even better so we start it out with the 3 people (us) shopping at a junkyard.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:42

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I need to go find a Fox Body for $100, chaos will ensue!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:45

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That's impossible, Geo metro here I come.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/19/2014 at 21:50

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IS IT??? Yeah maybe....HELLO SUNFIRE! :D

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/19/2014 at 21:52

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"It looks sad and depressed like a puppy that got kicked......then neutered. At least my metro resembles a fun hot hatch."