Warning: girly shit inside

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/19/2014 at 19:11 • Filed to: Feels and other lame shit

But first- in case anyone doubted my weridness- have my new class with a slushbox and my row your own sonata.

Ok- here goes- this girl, I literally met yesterday but I'm like smitten or some shit already. Like, WHAT THE FUCK! I rarely get feels, let alone same day feels. This girl though, a co-worker, I was talking to yesterday like all day (it was slow) and not once did the conversation stall or get awkward. We just sorta......clicked. I don't know. Is it......weird? She seemed to feel similar, gave me her number and snap chatted me. She was also hella flirty, and not to mention cute as hell. I, I have no clue what I'm asking here, I guess just general help/advice?

BRO HOW DO LADIES WORK?!

DISCUSSION (50)

offroadkarter > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:17

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Have you been down 36 lately? Theirs a gas station right on the northbound side of 36 on the boarder of middletown/atlantic highlands that has an orange 2002 in its lot. Its been there for like 3 weeks and I see it move around the lot at times. Today it was up on the lift.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:18

Don't make a move yet. Proceed to chat with her at work as much as you can without looking desperate for attention (meaning, don't only talk to her) give it 2-5 days, and ask if she maybe wants to go get coffee after work one day.

I'm in a similar position right now actually. There's this really hot girl who I've known for about 2 weeks now. Conversation has yet to stall between us, and we have quite a few friends in common. Sucks that I'm in a "committed relationship" right now

Note: I am a man whore, meaning I will randomly give fashion advice to people, and will spontaneously hug my girl friends, even in front of my girlfriend.

To tie this to cars: How do you like the row your own in the sonata?

GeorgeyBoy > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:20

Don't fall for their games. Slap yourself. Remain dominate. Slay.

Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:23

Here's what you do:

Talk to her like a human being.

You'll be fine.

Your boy, BJR > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
05/19/2014 at 19:23

it's incredibly average in every aspect the 6MT wakes the 2.4 up considerably when compared to the auto, but when you get down to it, it's still a sonata.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:24

BRO HOW DO LADIES WORK?!

Sheesh, couldn't you start with an easier question? :-)

All kidding aside, just relax, be you, and keep talking with her. If you're going to ask her out, do so soon. Don't obsess over her for months, let your imagination get away from you, and wonder why nothing ever happened. You're not proposing, you're just asking her out.

And in case she's not interested, better to know sooner than later—if you're going to fail, it's best to do so quickly.

Vicente Esteve > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:25

Just keep doing exactly what you did today. You'll be enjoying it so much it will become your drug, and as any drug, you will want to take more of it more of the time. It is what happened to me and my Girlfriend, almost 2 years later and I still love her the same as I did the first day we became a couple.

Your boy, BJR > offroadkarter
05/19/2014 at 19:26

I rarely venture north of eatontown these days. If it's nice Thursday I may take the pup up to that park near twin lights, then I'll check for the 2002

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
05/19/2014 at 19:26

You said it better and in many fewer words than I did.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:27

Well, keep contact her, but don't be too close.

Keep it slow, try to make her happy, and waits until it pays off.

*I Guess i'm a bit soft on dating. Oh Well.

Your boy, BJR > GeorgeyBoy
05/19/2014 at 19:28

slay poon or actual homicide?

GeorgeyBoy > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:31

The first. I don't think homicide has worked well for anyone.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:38

Chat her up a little bit, avoid the touchy feely stuff. She might be feeling the same thing that you guys just clicked.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/19/2014 at 19:41

2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She must be very hot to keep her for 2 years.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:42

Take it slow then follow my trademarked "Say Anything" advice.

offroadkarter > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:45

This is the station it is at

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.41239…

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 19:52

So......should I tell her about the time my ex and I were hooking up, and she tried putting her finger down my cock's hole?

Cebu > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 19:56

Talk to her for a while, then ask her out. Just make sure it's a good long while- keep it classy.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 20:03

No by "Say Anything" I mean the movie the guy did something ballsy (boom box) and he got the girl. This is true girls love when guys go out of their way to say the simplest things. So talk to her some more ask her out for after work coffee then wait about 2 weeks and do something ballsy to ask her out. Also is that finger story true?

DoktorZombie > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 20:05

so gay.

DoubleDragon > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 20:07

Ladies are like men, except they are 1 generation evolution behind. They got their rights a bit later and are going through the men motions now.

same as men

but hides behind a I don't do wrong veneer. something like that. Im no expert, except all i know is i get horny near hotties. then i think they all like/ or love me just because they are nice and smile at me. I dont think taht is accurate though

I just don't know why must play games before get to smushing. Not that I pickup girls now taht im marries

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 20:10

Benjamin's Guide to things in your urethra-

Tip of her tounge- AMAZING-can't reccomend enough.

Pinky (up to 1st knuckle from tip)- IMMESURABLE PAIN. FASTEST WAY FROM 12 to 6!

Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 20:47

It may sound very cheesy and corny, but I like her because o how she acts with me, and how she makes me feel. Not so much for her physique, which isn't bad at all.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/19/2014 at 20:50

Pics? if you are ok with sharing some, I understand if you don't want to.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 20:57

She likes you! Now all you really have to do is continue to be your badass self and continue to not creep her out by saying overly couple-ey shit to her.

Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 21:11

This is in our anniversary, when I gave her a chicken she named Fery. Its the best pet she has ever had, and man has she got numerous pets.

Kinja'd!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/19/2014 at 21:15

you two look perfect for each other.

Your boy, BJR > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
05/19/2014 at 21:17

So do I invite her over to HIT THE BONG AND WORK MUH DONG?!

Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 21:25

Thanks! Here we are at Chichen Itza:

Kinja'd!!!

If I had a dollar for every time they told us that, I would literally have 11 Dollars.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve
05/19/2014 at 21:26

Nice I think you will be togather a long time.

The Compromiser > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 21:33

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR
05/19/2014 at 22:46

You should take her to Vegas, get drunk, and get married.

Is that a good idea for you? No not really. But it's great for the rest of us cause your post about the trip and follow up posts would be pretty entertaining.

cluelessk > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 00:09

Ask her to marry you

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/20/2014 at 00:21

Don't mind at all. This is her-

Kinja'd!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 07:42

Yep just follow my previous advice but what about # 1-3?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 11:44

You seem like a man whore.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/20/2014 at 13:22

Do you realize how much poon being the dictator of a small island country gets you?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 15:49

I guess alot and alot of fingers in your dick.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/20/2014 at 15:59

Hey! I only got finger dick'd once

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2014 at 16:50

Did the fingernail scrape the inside and make you bleed?

noringnocare > Your boy, BJR
05/21/2014 at 15:55

snapchat = nudie shots = learn to use screenshots quickly!
oh, and don't ever forget: breakfast = relationship so if you just want a fling, NEVER DO BREAKFAST!
tread carefully, you're dipping your pen in company ink.

noringnocare > Vicente Esteve
05/21/2014 at 15:56

bubble gum doesn't look all that bad until it gets chewed up.

Vicente Esteve > noringnocare
05/21/2014 at 17:06

The what!

slantyboy > The Compromiser
05/23/2014 at 11:01

no money, no honey

Malforus > Vicente Esteve
05/23/2014 at 11:10

I second this advice, however I want to suggest that he ask her on a date. Using that word but if need be walk it back by saying something like "I want to take you out car spotting, there is a Cars and Coffee on XX, so is it a date?"

Got to make sure she realizes the romantic feeling, and you acknowledge it. Women know you are interested in them, but if you don't act they rarely will take it into their own hands.

If they do though you have found yourself an awesome one.

Malforus > Your boy, BJR
05/23/2014 at 11:12

Only if she has expressed interest in both bong and dong prior. You wouldn't be down with her requesting you to come over and snort X and get pegged if you haven't brought it up right?

Vicente Esteve > Malforus
05/23/2014 at 11:35

Haha, girls do notice. Instantly. Its crazy, but yeah, the romantic side has to be present. I dont know if my first date would be to a car meet, haha, but what do I know? My first date was a round of golf!

Malforus > Vicente Esteve
05/23/2014 at 11:40

Since this is Jalopnik I figured it would be a hit, plus car meets and things like that are unstructured affairs that push timelines. So if you want to hang around more you can, or if you want to go home early before that breakfast burrito makes you jetpropelled you haven't broken any engagements.

Vicente Esteve > Malforus
05/23/2014 at 11:55

Good points.

Your boy, BJR > Malforus
05/23/2014 at 12:09

I think I'd have to put a ring on it in that case.