Snake is Angry

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
05/19/2014 at 14:33 • Filed to: None

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Cat is unimpressed.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:35

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awesome! It's like they are friends lol :]


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > EL_ULY
05/19/2014 at 14:37

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I love the part with the cat's tail.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:37

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ha that snake is pissed!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:37

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Cat is mildly entertained it seems.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:38

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Garfield is confused, why is this spaghetti moving? Has he finally consumed so much pasta this is what his dreams have been reduced to.

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 14:38

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How does cat know it's not a venomous snake?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:39

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yup, that's were I got the impression lol


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:39

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Owners are unconcerned.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:39

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round two

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 14:40

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I guess it just...does.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/19/2014 at 14:40

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Here, kitty, kitty!


Kinja'd!!! Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 15:21

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Snake, go home. You're drunk.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > $kaycog
05/19/2014 at 15:37

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LVL 2 Snake:
Reptile Class, with racial perk [Resilience - 90% of HP from critical, but non-lethal strikes can be recovered]. 1200 HP, 0 Mana

LVL 63 Cat:
Feline Class, with racial perk [Indifference - creatures that are 50% or less of the cat's level cannot draw aggro, cat will engage for entertainment purposes only], 100,000 HP, 0 Mana

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0:08 Snake casts 'Fear Stance' on cat: Miss (cat's too high a level for that)
0:17 Snake tries a physical strike: Miss
0:19 Snake tries a physical strike: Miss
0:20 Snake tries a physical strike: Miss (nowhere near the cat)
0:30 Cat casts [Misdirection], Snake has forgotten about the cat and now thinks it's fighting another giant, hairier snake.
0:33 Snake tries a physical strike: Miss (again nowhere near the cat)
0:33-0:55 Snake tries a series of physical strikes: All miss
0:59 Cat tries special attack 'Swat': 1150 HP damage to Snake. Snake recovers 90% of this instantly due to [Resilience]
1:01 perhaps reconsidering trying to take down a LVL 63 with 100x more HP than he has, snake tries to escape in a vehicle: Fail. [Drivers License] Perk needed to operate vehicle.
1:03 The [Desperation] debuff causes the snake to strike out wildly: all miss
1:17 [Mortal Fear] Paralyzes Snake. Cat has unlocked the achievement [Are You Not Entertained!?]
1:24 Cat tries special attack 'Poke' 1 HP of damage to the snake. The timer on [Mortal Fear] is restarted.
1:37 No longer entertained, Cat tries special attack 'Killing blows': a total of 6,000 HP damage is done to the snake, but only in successive non-lethal strikes. [Resilience] recovers 90% of the damage.
1:42 Snake tries special move 'GTFO', but [Mortal Fear] reduces it's movement speed by 75%. Snake cannot escape cat.
1:50 Cat tries special attack 'Playful swats'. each lands for 100 HP for a total of 600 HP. None of the blows were critical, so [Resilience] cannot recover the lost HP.
2:12 Perhaps realising it's now or never, snake tries special attack 'binding': Fail. Ordinarily this would mean a reduction in movement speed to 0% by the binded creature, and forefiting attacks and special moves until unbound, but Snake needs more than just one limb of the cat for it to work.
2:13 Cat imitates 'Binding': Snake is now the one unable to move or cast special attacks!
2:31 Cat tries 'Mortal Bite': Snake is reduced to 1 HP. [Resilience] recovers 90% of the lost HP. Snake escapes the cat!
2:40 [Mortal Fear] Expires, Snake tries slither and moves away at 100% speed...until it encounters a new foe...

LVL 12 Human
Sapient Class, Racial Perk [Sentience] 1 million Hp, 0 Mana

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2:45 Snake says, "sigh..."


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > PS9
05/19/2014 at 15:45

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That's awesome! You win!


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > PS9
05/19/2014 at 21:17

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I love it!


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > $kaycog
05/20/2014 at 00:15

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It's amazing how nonchalant and unconcerned the cat is toward that snake, of course if I had reflexes like cats have maybe I would be that way toward them too.

Our old cat Mittens, God rest her soul, used to kill any snake she found in her domain and leave them on the deck for us to admire her hunting skills. She did the same with any small animal, reptile or rodent she found while cruising our property. The strangest thing ever was a full grown mallard duck!

Have you ever stepped innocently out on your deck early in the morning while half asleep and had a bare foot land on a dead snake not knowing it was there or that it was dead already? I can tell you honestly that my knees were popping up to eye level as I was high stepping away from it while screaming like a small girl and I still don't know where that coffee cup ended up. Ugh! Gives me the willies just recalling it again.

Thanks for the entertaining vid though.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Philbert/Phartnagle
05/20/2014 at 08:50

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It sounds like Mittens was quite a hunter. Thanks for sharing.