"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/18/2014 at 17:53 • Filed to: None
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"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/18/2014 at 17:53 • Filed to: None | 2
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Very nice Sunday indeed.
Mowed the lawn
Defended Cadillac from two burner twits
Fixed my broken volume key on my keyboard
And got a phone call about a job interview
oldirtybootz
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/18/2014 at 18:15 |
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I was wasted last night, got home at 8AM, slept until like 2, got lunch by myself, and now im back at the bar with friends.
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 18:18 |
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Goddamn man!
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oldirtybootz
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/18/2014 at 18:44 |
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#singlelife #depressed lol
PatBateman
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 19:29 |
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Don't blame that on single life. Blame that on alcoholism. ;)
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oldirtybootz
> PatBateman
05/18/2014 at 19:36 |
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I never used to drink. This is all I have to look forward to during the week though, getting drunk with my friends.
Your boy, BJR
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 19:39 |
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It's like me and you are having a race to alcoholism!
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PatBateman
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 19:42 |
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You, sir need to focus less on drinking with your friends and more on drinking with girls hanging around at the bar.
Do you know the "one out of ten" rule?
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oldirtybootz
> PatBateman
05/18/2014 at 19:53 |
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I tey to when I can. The local bar is a sort of older crowd, and its only been a month and a half anyway since I've been single so I'm not in a hurry to get involved with anyone, only hook ups. That'll happen eventually, I neglected my friends when I was with her and its nice to hang out with them for a change and not a girl.
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PatBateman
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 20:02 |
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I didn't say anything about a relationship...
Older women? PERFECT.
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oldirtybootz
> PatBateman
05/18/2014 at 20:35 |
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What's the one out of ten rule?
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PatBateman
> oldirtybootz
05/18/2014 at 20:43 |
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This was taught to me by a tenured professor at a very large and prestigious public university here in Texas:
If you approach a woman in a bar and straight up ask for meaningless sex, you will be slapped in the face and told to ef off nine out of ten times. But one out of ten women will say "yes".
He used this technique regularly at nightclubs, and he wasn't what most women would call attractive. This is the rule of large numbers applied for real life scenarios.
Happy hunting, my friend.