Formula Oppo: The Prince Albert Tobacco Grand Prix of The City

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/17/2014 at 08:11 • Filed to: FO

Oh boy, it's that time of year, again. The time for the super rich to party with the nouveau riche. The time for all of the yachts to crowd the harbor freight. The time of scotch and chocolate cake for breakfast, Grey Goose and caviar for lunch, and the tears of the poor for dinner. Yes, it's time for the 6th round of Formula Oppo, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis Hamilton and Nicco Rosberg proceeded to go hard as motherfuckers all over the rest of the field. There was intense racing culminating in a 0.6 second gap between 1st and 2nd, with about 50 seconds separating them from 3rd.

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I only have one question for you this week.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Go ahead, make my day.

Time for the drivers!

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Time for my picks!

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Mark Webber Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Curse: No curse of Princess Grace

You have until Q1 (Saturday 25, at 8am est) before the blinds are doubled, so, make your picks before then or face the wrath of the FOC.

DISCUSSION (56)

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/17/2014 at 20:21

Kinja'd!!!

Died laughing here.

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/17/2014 at 20:56

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Curse: Pastor Maldonado. He's just going to crash, he just is...

Racescort666 > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 21:00

I thought about getting a Prince Albert.

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/17/2014 at 21:09

These intros are the best!

Anyway,

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel. He's coming closer!

Q: Rosberg. He does live there, afterall.

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/17/2014 at 21:33

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Massa

Pole: Hamilton

Curse: no one

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 01:23

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Q. Lewis Hamilton

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 12:34

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

kinjasignedmeout > kinjasignedmeout
05/18/2014 at 12:39

Oh and Curse: Maldonado

staymello > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 12:47

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 13:06

1. Vettel

2. Kimi

3. Ricciardo

Q Vettel

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 13:38

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Ricciardo

Q. Perez

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 13:41

1 Rosberg
2 Alonso
3 Vettel

Q Hamilton

Curse: Hamilton. Not that I don't want him to win but he's aching for some bad luck.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 13:44

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Curse: Estaban Gutierrez #reliability

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 15:24

Q: Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
05/18/2014 at 15:30

Qualifying?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/18/2014 at 16:01

Oh, daduhr... Hamilton

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/19/2014 at 16:13

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sergio Perez

Q: Nico Rosberg

Curse: Felipe Massa

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/19/2014 at 16:26

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q: Hamilton

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/19/2014 at 16:39

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Daniel Ricciardo

3. Sergio Perez, the Mexican Dark Horse

Pole: Lewis Hamilton

Q: Lewis Hamilton

Curse: Nico with problems on the start that will escalate to a transmission fault which will bring him in early.

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/20/2014 at 09:03

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/20/2014 at 10:42

1: Nico Rosberg

2: Lewis Hamilton

3: Sebastian Vettel

Q: Nico Rosberg

Menebrio > Diesel
05/21/2014 at 12:47

That would be a great result for Kimi, but he might as well just end here again:

Moxy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/21/2014 at 13:49

Kinja'd!!!

Mmmm, Monaco.

Well, It worked out for me last time:

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2014 at 10:34

1. Hamilton

2. Alonso

3. Vettel

Q. Alonso

Taubitz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2014 at 11:17

1. Nico Rosberg (ITS TIME!)

2. Sebby Seb Seb

3. Kimi Raiknowwhatimdoing

Q. Vettel

Curse: Maldonado. duh.

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2014 at 11:25

1. Hamilton

2. Alonso

3. Rosberg

Q. Hamilton

No curse

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2014 at 20:39

This is getting kind of boring with the Mercedes domination.

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Maldonado

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 06:01

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q: Hamilton

Let's try the curse again: Maldonado

McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 08:24

I know I'll be down a ton of points, but may I join in chaps?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McChiken116 - Patrick H.
05/23/2014 at 08:32

Yes! Formula Oppo is open to whoever wants to join at any time.

McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 08:44

Well great, in that case

Q: Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2 Alonso

3. Button.

And I think Hamilton might be a tad cursed here, with rosberg wanting to defend his win here so much.

David McKay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 08:48

Does anyone know how to get author privileges for oppo

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 09:24

1. Nico Zoidberg (based on a coin toss)

2. Lewis Ha.....Milton (did not win coin toss)

3. Smiley McSmile Pants Ricciardo

Q Lewis Jamon-ton

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 09:29

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

Party-vi > David McKay
05/23/2014 at 10:04

You're in. Give it a few minutes before you post to Oppositelock.

$kaycog > David McKay
05/23/2014 at 10:55

You now have author privileges. Welcome!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 11:58

I'm with you - it's Rosberg's week.

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

No curse.

David McKay > David McKay
05/23/2014 at 13:48

Thanks guys. I have a lot of things I would like to share and was becoming tired of writing to myself.

operator2222 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 19:08

Jumping on the Rosberg bandwagon is just to easy this week... Hmmm... Monaco is a unique track in the fact that not necessarily the fastest car will be the one that comes out on top. Good quali positioning and driver skill make a strong finisher at this track. All speculation aside, (just kidding, it's all speculation and informed guessing) Rosberg is a Monaco resident (a few months out of a year) and damn is he good on this track... But the unstoppable hamster has been faster in practice so far. But this could all change come qualification. We'll see, but my bet is on business as usual.

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nicole Rosberg (spell check, you dog ;) )

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q1: Lewis Hamster

operator2222 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 19:19

Kinja'd!!!

Bernie Whiplash is finally gonna crack and chop the turbos off of all the v6's. Just you wait and see

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/23/2014 at 23:56

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Riccardo

Q. Hamilton

Still want to see bottas kick ass...

Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 00:49

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Riccardio

Q. Hamilton

Curse. Maldonado

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 01:28

my picks:

1 - Hamilton

2 - Rosberg

3 - Alonso

Q - Hamilton

NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 02:15

This is my last time being ballsy before I just pick Mercedes 1-2 for the rest of the year

Vettel

Bottas

Alonso

P - Vettel

Curse: Pastor

Viking03 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 02:36

1. Lewis Hamilton

2.Nico Rosberg

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Curse. Maldonado

DoomBuggie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 03:35

Ah Monte Carlo. Where they dance to ear raping Eurotechno and pretend to be more important than the Indy 500 because it takes place in a French principality.

1. Lewis "Parker 'Lewis' Hamilton Can't Lose" Hamilton
2. Nico "Seriously Just Shut The Fuck Up About How You Don't Like Finishing Behind Hamilton" Rosberg
3. Fernando "I Kind Of Look Like Dario Franchitti" Alonso
Q. Lewis "I Fired My Own Father" Hamilton

As much as I distaste the thought of Hamilton winning again I have to go with the strongest hors-car out there. Ah, c'est la grand prix.

Kinja'd!!!

This post brought to you by at least 4 Stone IPAs.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/24/2014 at 06:03

1. Lewis ham sandwich Hamilton
2. Rico... im not as fast as my team mate roseberg
3. Daniel.. im a billboard for good oral care Ricarrdo

Qualifying .... Lewis Hamilton...

Dan is going to snatch another 3rd... but his fp3 time was 2nd... so he might screw me over....