No Mercedes. Just no.

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05/17/2014 at 13:31 • Filed to: None

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The E-Class Cabriolet doesn't go off road. You already have other cars that do that quite nicely, you are pretty adamant the E-Cabriolet can, but stop making your costumers believe it can forge every hill, and climb every lagoon.


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 13:33

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I want to buy an E-Class, destroy it off-roading, then blame them because I'm a stupid consumer.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:39

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You'd probably win the lawsuit if these pics were used in US ads!

This car has a good V6. I forgot to say yesterday that Benz makes a nice V6. Very smooth. I had the 3.5L V6 in two leased E Class cars and they were like butter.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:39

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exactly! Or I want to put my hand in the top of the windshield, make the wind diffuser come down, pinch my finger, and sue them with unlimited amount of G-wagens


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/17/2014 at 13:41

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Yeah I hear they're really smooth. They make them really powerful then limit them to low rpms to keep the smoothness.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 13:41

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You'd win that lawsuit.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:46

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They also use a certain tech that makes them balanced. I forget the name of the part. An Opponaut told me but my memory is bad.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:46

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oh yes I would. Also, what color do you want your G65?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/17/2014 at 13:46

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And the depreciation on Mercs is unmatched. I bet E-Class coupes are dirt cheap nowadays.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 13:50

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BARE CARBON


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:51

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They're nearly free!

They don't have an enthusiast following like the Bimmers do. Most Mercs in my area are purchased or leased new and then discarded.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/17/2014 at 13:53

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SAME. Even more so where I am.

So many Cs and Es.....


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 13:54

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You have a nice taste in cars Mr. Silvestro

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 13:56

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Gross. That's wayyy too "rich person" for me. Can I just have an E wagon?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 13:58

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Is this an actual Mercedes press shot?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 14:19

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Absolutely, but are you sure about the E wagon, I could get you the mother of all sexy CLS Shooting Brake?

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 14:25

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*bites lower lip*

Make them give me an American street-legal version!!


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 15:07

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Some convertibles like this one feel out of place, poorly proportions.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/17/2014 at 15:28

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It is


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 15:32

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That plus that=Your Wish


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 15:33

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That's true for every car!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > George Costanza
05/17/2014 at 15:35

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Hahah I know, but not even the CrossCabrilet Murano does that!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro
05/17/2014 at 15:35

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Which is unfortunate!


Kinja'd!!! 4age20vsilvertop > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 16:32

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Cute. This E-Class Cabriolet thinks its a Tatra T603.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Vicente Esteve
05/17/2014 at 16:37

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AUgh, the car looks like a wedge. I hate wedge convertibles.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > 4age20vsilvertop
05/17/2014 at 20:33

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Haha it thinks its everything it isn't.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/17/2014 at 20:34

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I do like the looks of it Haha, What boggles my mind is why the Hell didn't they made an E63 AMG Coupe! oh snap, Next Brilliant Idea!


Kinja'd!!! Troll is English for Troll > Vicente Esteve
05/18/2014 at 16:45

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Geez.

You're all missing the point. It's a marketing strategy for metrosexual hipsters. Because keeping all four wheels on the asphalt is too mainstream.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Troll is English for Troll
05/18/2014 at 18:30

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Haha, actually doubt hipsters would buy a NEW Mercedes.


Kinja'd!!! Troll is English for Troll > Vicente Esteve
05/19/2014 at 03:55

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Fine.

But it's not as mainstream as you think. :P