Thinking Of Selling My B5 S4 And Going V12

Kinja'd!!! "Chris Clarke" (shiftsandgiggles)
05/16/2014 at 20:25 • Filed to: None

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Like this.

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:26

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Bullet resistant glass? SOLD.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > Brian Silvestro
05/16/2014 at 20:27

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Its a tank. Literally and figuratively.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:30

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You should have the engine reinforced while being rebuilt and then twin turbo charge it.

Wait I don't see any room for the turbos. Damn


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:30

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I mean at that price, would you rather have a new Accord or this BADASS DICTATOR TRANSPORTER?


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:33

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"minor issues" probably means no transmission, or bodies in the trunk, or it's actually a donk and they just didn't take recent pictures...

Nonetheless, might be worth it for 3 grand.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:35

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Too bad Lexus never offered a V12 over here so that we could have a reliable V12 :(


Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:35

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Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > BJ
05/16/2014 at 20:37

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OR BEST OFFER!! Not a donk according to pics, and says tranny is good. I'm going with bodies in the trunk, but I can deal with that.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > dogisbadob
05/16/2014 at 20:38

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You don't buy a car with a V12 because its reliable.


Kinja'd!!! George Costanza > Brian Silvestro
05/16/2014 at 20:38

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and then take a 1 mile turn to get into your drive way.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats >  V8 Rustler
05/16/2014 at 20:39

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He drives a B5 S4. He must already know the pain.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke >  V8 Rustler
05/16/2014 at 20:39

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I'm pretty sure a twin turbo german v6 isn't any less a money pit than a german v12.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > Brian Silvestro
05/16/2014 at 20:45

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I already have one semi badass poor dictator transporter, they would go nicely together.

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:46

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Yeah but Toyota/Lexus could've changed that.

Too bad the Jaguar XJ never got the Double Duratec.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:53

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you must be a millionaire, because that V12 is almost Jaguar levels of reliability.


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 20:53

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Why not B8 S4, B7 RS4, etc?


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > samssun
05/16/2014 at 20:55

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I have a B5 S4.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 21:00

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No, Keep S4.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > George Costanza
05/16/2014 at 21:06

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WORTH IT


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 21:08

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Damn that's sexy. WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 21:40

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Right, I meant instead of selling it for a tank, why not go up a couple generations? Only downside I see to B8 is its size, but if a full size Merc is in the cards, I think the B8 S4 would be acceptable.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Chris Clarke
05/16/2014 at 21:57

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financial suicide! Even us MB techs for the most part won't own v12's!


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > heliochrome85
05/18/2014 at 23:12

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The M120? I don't think so...it tends to run on the warm side, but it just runs fine. Same engine is in the SL600 I drive fairly often, and let me tell you, that thing has been mechanically bulletproof for years.

The suspension on the other hand, well, I wouldn't want to think about fixing it if anything were to happen to the hydraulic suspension...

I know someone who has a 560SEL, and they have more electronic issues than engine/transmission issues...