This is one of the best drag races I've seen!

Kinja'd!!! "Hermann" (hermann)
05/16/2014 at 11:22 • Filed to: Nissan Maxima, Porsche, Drag race

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Note to self:
Never drag race this guy
Never play poker against this guy


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:27

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Jesus. GTR swap? Must be a GTR swap.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:28

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This always does it for me


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:29

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The kicker? Pretty sure his infotainment screen is playing Lazy Town.

Video somewhat related (and nsfw).


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:29

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Consider thy gears slammed!


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:29

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Do stock Nissan Maxima's come with rev limiters? I don't think it's stock. Still fun to watch.


Kinja'd!!! llamaguy > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:30

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There must be so much boost in that I'm not sure if it would make it too many more trips.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:31

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That dude was there to win races.

Not have fun, not enjoy himself, to win.

That man has handled his business.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:34

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what a monster launch!


Kinja'd!!! puppyknuckles > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 11:51

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Was that a little sign of the cross at :13?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > puppyknuckles
05/16/2014 at 11:54

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Yep. The man has no feelings, but he does have a soul (apparently).


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > vdub_nut: scooter snob
05/16/2014 at 11:56

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Dunno. Too colourless I'd say.

And WTH did I just watch?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/16/2014 at 11:57

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He eats Porsches for breakfast, and Mercedes when he gets home (if you know what I mean)


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Meatcoma
05/16/2014 at 11:58

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They do come with rev limiters! There's always that old geezer that leaves it in 1st and forgets what's going on.


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > puppyknuckles
05/16/2014 at 12:17

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Just spotted that too. We've found his tell!


Kinja'd!!! puppyknuckles > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 12:17

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Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 12:19

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I just love the way he kicks the gas pedal through the firewall at 40.5 and braces himself back into the seat.


Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 14:22

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Tu Fast Tu Furious. Beat that dude while watching Novelas.


Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 14:24

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El chapo aint playing.


Kinja'd!!! George McNally > Hermann
05/16/2014 at 21:06

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Nice.....what's that guy have on there, a 900 shot of nitrous?