OPPO DRUNK CONFESSION

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/16/2014 at 00:26 • Filed to: None

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I dated a girl called Senna once. Yes, she was named after him. Yes, she was into driving (not so much cars, but she said the best thing other than sex was driving a open top sports car on twisties). Yes, I broke up with her.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:27

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Got her FB? I need her.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > RotaryLover
05/16/2014 at 00:28

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Won't do that to her. (although her first car was her dad's old 5 speed alfa 164), she had a NA miata when I dated her.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:28

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Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:29

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"Won't do that to her." That's mean man...I thought we were bff!


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:32

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You can't help it, most relationships are bound to hit the wall sooner or later.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > RotaryLover
05/16/2014 at 00:33

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I'll give you this. she's the blonde.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:35

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > RotaryLover
05/16/2014 at 00:37

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She's from canada, was going to school locally with a friend of mine. I broke up with her when she decided to transfer. No hard feelings on either side.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 00:39

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Honestly, it didm't, it was more of a "it is literally impossible for us to continue dating, and I doubt we'll cross paths again" type of thing.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:41

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Jesus don't make me explain that. /facepalm


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 00:42

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Your fault for not saying EXACTLY what you mean to a chronic drunk.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:46

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I am normally with you on that one. I was comparing your relationship with Senna to Senna's unfortunate demise.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 00:47

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Why do I know that yet still forget it when I meet a new girl that I fall for too soon?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 00:49

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OH! damn dawg, inappropes.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Your boy, BJR
05/16/2014 at 00:51

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You realise the missed oppo-tunity here.

"So I dated this girl called Senna, it was amazeballs blah blah blah. But then things got a bit rough, and one day in late April she warned me that things were not going well. The next day I had to end it, mainly because a suspension arm ended up going through her head"

Too soon?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Simplify, then add beer
05/16/2014 at 00:53

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I giggled


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Manuél Ferrari
05/16/2014 at 00:54

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Enjoy the ride. I think it's better to dive in and enjoy it.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 00:58

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True, as long as you can control yourself. I've made some big mistake before. Like falling for a girl in the first couple months and giving her one of my cars to drive when her car got hit and totaled.

This led to a chain of events that I'm still trying to erase from my memory banks...

Trying to fix typo but mobile Kinja won't let me. Damn you Kinja


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Manuél Ferrari
05/16/2014 at 01:04

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My advice is to have boundaries you won't cross. I would only lend my car to a girl if we were living together and she was a responsible person. Otherwise, I would help her get a 500 beater car for a temporary transportation.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 01:07

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Good advice. In definitely not repeating that mistake. Especially after reading Torch's post on the guy who is in jail for life for lending his roommate his car...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Diesel
05/16/2014 at 01:08

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Seriously what's wrong with Kinja mobile today. I can't edit anything after I type it...


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Manuél Ferrari
05/16/2014 at 01:13

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I'm sure there was more to that story than is out. But, charging him for that was crazy. Yeah, kinja has been having a day. I couldn't post at all earlier.