Oh. My. God. This was at work last night (Warning It MAY BE NSFW)

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
05/16/2014 at 09:01 • Filed to: Bro, bro truck, ford, explorer, NSFW, lift

I... I... just click to see what car this was on. Please. But fair warning, you may smash your computer screen in fear. Safety pic since it may be NSFW.

Yeah. One of the most bro-tastic bro trucks I've seen in the wild. I stood there, jaw dropped, for a good 5 minutes in horror.

It... it was so traumatic I tell ya! I don't know if I'll ever be the same.

DISCUSSION (44)

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:22

Where the fuck are the dampers.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:23

Kinja'd!!!

Here is where I get angry. Lets kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:23

Florida will never cease to amaze us all with its bro trucks.

Blondude > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:24

pleasenoballsackpleasenoballsackpleasenoballsack

*page loads*

Yay! No ballsack! Just a ruined childhood!

offroadkarter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:24

that thing has the sketchiest looking solid axle swap and lift, holy shit. Those tires are way to small for a lift that high to.

It almost looks like that thing is actually 2WD

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:24

Don't agree with the stickers even though did slightly chuckle, but hey, someone spend a lot of time on it and if they liked it, that's all that matters. Kudos the the owner of this.... thing :]

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Somethingwittyer likes noisy
05/15/2014 at 22:26

I never even noticed that! What is scary is this is a daily driver, i see around a lot... but never this close

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > offroadkarter
05/15/2014 at 22:28

It looked so wrong on so many levels and yes, the tires are WAY too small! How does he turn without killing himself?

And being in Fl, it honestly wouldn't surprise me... there are so few older 4wd trucks down here...

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:28

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen. My dream driveway would be this and a donk.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Blondude
05/15/2014 at 22:28

That is a good point! Im surprised they aren't hanging down there!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No Prius Needed
05/15/2014 at 22:28

Its really scary! Really really scary!

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Blondude
05/15/2014 at 22:29

Hey I warned ya!

offroadkarter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:29

florida is home to sketchy lift kits

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:30

I sadly live here too... anyway I have seen a jeep that has these same wheels and similar bro-y(?) stickers lately.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No Prius Needed
05/15/2014 at 22:32

What part are you trapped in living in?

You should see the school parking lot. Big lifted trucks and Jeeps. Kids driving F-250s and F-350s and new Wranglers... it is disgusting

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:34

Jacksonville. Where rednecks and retired people don't know how to drive.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Your boy, BJR
05/15/2014 at 22:38

I... I dont know how to reply

Agrajag > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:38

I don't know if this reply made it since my screen is destroyed, but that is awful.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No Prius Needed
05/15/2014 at 22:39

Oh gosh... thats also really congested!

Im in Sarasota area... median age of 68. full of tourists as well. It is hell

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:39

LIke this

I haven't even had a drop of liquor yet tonight. Things are only going to get weirder from here.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Agrajag
05/15/2014 at 22:40

I was honestly disgusted... Im a car guy so I try and appreciate everything someone has, but this.. I dont get at all

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Your boy, BJR
05/15/2014 at 22:41

That is a great reaction! And I think my Oppo usage tonight shall now end! haha just kidding, but, damn i thought you were already!

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:41

It is quite congested and it really doesn't help when bros in bro trucks and soccer moms juggling milk, cheerios, kids, sunglasses, and phones all at the same time are on the same roads.

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:44

PULL YER BALLS OUTTA YER PUSSY AND ENJOY BENLOPNIK TONIGHT.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No Prius Needed
05/15/2014 at 22:45

Its awful here because we get the asshole young drivers being crazy swerving around the seniors and tourists who are doing 30 in a 55 zone with a blinker on going nowhere!

Bad Idea Hat > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:48

This is truck nuts from being the worst thing ever.

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/15/2014 at 22:48

It is the same here sadly. In many ways it is similar to Los Santos.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > offroadkarter
05/15/2014 at 22:49

I'd put money down that it is. I'm pretty sure the 4x4 explorer sort had a 4x4 emblem somewhere. My mom had a 2000 Explorer sport that was 2wd and this one looks like the same trim.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Bad Idea Hat
05/15/2014 at 22:52

Im really shocked it doesnt have any... there is a guy with a Raptor here who has them :/

Maybe I should buy him some! Orange or black?

offroadkarter > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/15/2014 at 22:58

I don't see a driveshaft coming off that front axle

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 09:07

I could put a "Built without your tax dollars!" sticker on a 90-something Tahoe 2-door and it be just as true as it is on that Explorer.

That whole thing has an air of sketch to it that's on a whole new level. And I really think it's 2wd.

ColoradoTaco > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 09:10

What's funnhy about the Fords of the 90s (some still fit today) is that you can add 'anal' to the model name and it will likely fit

Probe

Expedition

Explorer

Contour

Escort

Fiesta

Excursion

Ranger

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Somethingwittyer likes noisy
05/16/2014 at 09:46

Probably on backorder, with the nutz. But why would you let that stop the install?

PatBateman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 09:48

These types of tailgate art and bro lifts-for-the-sake-of-bro lift vehicles always makes me wonder: do women there SWOON over the driver? Does the driver think that putting a Shocker and "Anal Explorer" sticker on the back of the truck make him look cool?

These are the questions that need to be answered.

philsphan09 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 09:50

BECAUSE FLORIDA!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/16/2014 at 10:17

I hate that sticker a lot! Amd being down in Fl, it was nearly impossible to get trucks with 4wd back in the 90s. I truly think it is 2wd. It just looks so bad, it needs bigger tires at least, something since it looks so shitty

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > ColoradoTaco
05/16/2014 at 10:18

Anal Fiesta! Isnt that what college mainly is?

Ha Thats kind of scary actually

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PatBateman
05/16/2014 at 10:20

I saw the owner in the store: about 25, redneck looking guy with deep southern voice. HE WAS ENGAGAED. WITH A SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE 20 SOMETHING BLONDE! I HATE THIS WORLD

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 10:26

Kinja'd!!!

For cars of this vintage, this is irrelevant.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ColoradoTaco
05/16/2014 at 10:26

Yikes, mine is an ANAL SHO

ab124 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 10:42

Kinja'd!!!

Of course its in Floridia.

PatBateman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 10:44

That is... Unfortunate.

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/16/2014 at 16:40

Sorry if I'm late to the party. But I lost my shit at "Dora the anal explorer."

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680
05/16/2014 at 16:54

Its funny, when I first saw the car, I stood by it in shock. I grabbed some pics and left. Then, when I walked by again, I saw the badges amd just shook my head. It was too much to handle