![]() 05/15/2014 at 13:02 • Filed to: movielopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Still can't wait to see it. I'm serious.
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Will it be terrible, yes. Will it be hugely entertaining, hell yes.
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Everything is better with Stanley Tucci and Dinobots.
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Quarter Pounders are awful food facsimilies, and pale in comparison to even meager offerings from other places.
But sometimes damnit it, you just need one. And nothing else goes better with some afternoon beer (besides lukewarm Pizza)
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The thing I hate about Transformers, is that I can only identify Bumblebee and Optimus. I always wonder again and again, who is who for the rest.
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Nothing is better at a hockey game than a warm beer and cold hot dog, its good because that's the way it has always been.
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These movies are always 2/3rds non-story and 1/3rds metal clusterfuck.
As god intended.
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Grimlock was kind of retarded in the cartoon. Does not appear to be anymore.
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LOL! I agree and with all that mehcanical crap adn the fast fighting I have no idea what is going on...I think I just became and old man :(
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Nah the movie is just a clusterfuck of metal flying everywhere for everyone except Michael Bay. You ain't old.
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Plots be damned, few people can do mindless action like that man can. Sometimes, that's all you want to see.
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Low angle spinning camera shots... check
Baysplosions when any two solid objects collide... check
Slow running from said baysplosions... check
Robots comprised of indiscernible piles of tiny metal whatevers... check
Lead character who acts solely with his eyebrows... BLOSIONS! MICHAEL BAYSPLOSION!!!
I hate Michael Bay worse than ketchup.
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What's wrong with ketchup?