Still Looking Like A Huge Piece Of Sh*t

"PS9" (PS9) 05/15/2014 at 13:02 • Filed to: movielopnik

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Still can't wait to see it. I'm serious.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > PS9 05/15/2014 at 13:06

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Will it be terrible, yes. Will it be hugely entertaining, hell yes.

Textured Soy Protein > PS9 05/15/2014 at 13:07

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Everything is better with Stanley Tucci and Dinobots.

PS9 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 05/15/2014 at 13:08

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Quarter Pounders are awful food facsimilies, and pale in comparison to even meager offerings from other places.

But sometimes damnit it, you just need one. And nothing else goes better with some afternoon beer (besides lukewarm Pizza)

RotaryLover > PS9 05/15/2014 at 13:08

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The thing I hate about Transformers, is that I can only identify Bumblebee and Optimus. I always wonder again and again, who is who for the rest.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > PS9 05/15/2014 at 13:12

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Nothing is better at a hockey game than a warm beer and cold hot dog, its good because that's the way it has always been.

PS9 > RotaryLover 05/15/2014 at 13:14

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These movies are always 2/3rds non-story and 1/3rds metal clusterfuck.

As god intended.

Meatcoma > PS9 05/15/2014 at 13:17

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Grimlock was kind of retarded in the cartoon. Does not appear to be anymore.

Frank Grimes > RotaryLover 05/15/2014 at 13:22

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LOL! I agree and with all that mehcanical crap adn the fast fighting I have no idea what is going on...I think I just became and old man :(

RotaryLover > Frank Grimes 05/15/2014 at 13:34

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Nah the movie is just a clusterfuck of metal flying everywhere for everyone except Michael Bay. You ain't old.

Spoon II > PS9 05/15/2014 at 14:02

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Plots be damned, few people can do mindless action like that man can. Sometimes, that's all you want to see.

Chteelers > PS9 05/15/2014 at 14:08

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Low angle spinning camera shots... check

Baysplosions when any two solid objects collide... check

Slow running from said baysplosions... check

Robots comprised of indiscernible piles of tiny metal whatevers... check

Lead character who acts solely with his eyebrows... BLOSIONS! MICHAEL BAYSPLOSION!!!

I hate Michael Bay worse than ketchup.

PS9 > Chteelers 05/15/2014 at 15:21

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What's wrong with ketchup?