![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:48 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Oppositelock has been CLOSED for violation of National Prohibition Act ("Volstead Act", effective Oct. 19 1919) by order of United States District Court (district of Manhattan, NY). All persons are forbidden to enter premises without permission of a United States Marshal.
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It's okay, if you have a gold membership all you have to do is wear your member's jacket and you'll be given admission.
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:51 |
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you missed april fools by about a month and half.
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:51 |
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not sure if you're funny
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:52 |
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Gold jacket, you say?
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:52 |
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I sold my member's jacket years ago to pay bills. Can I still get in if I flash my Jalopnik Gold MasterCard?
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:53 |
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inb4 the opposite lock.
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:54 |
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So, does that make it an Opposite Lockdown?
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:55 |
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The MasterCard is expired! We use American Express now!
(also, you've given me a great idea for a custom credit card picture)
![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:58 |
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I knew I forgot to update my address somewhere! Been wondering why my Brefass shipments haven't been showing up
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![]() 05/14/2014 at 19:59 |
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Sorry, but I'm no longer obligated to talk to you now that you're not in our ranks.
![]() 05/14/2014 at 20:01 |
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jason torchinsky in his earlier years
![]() 05/14/2014 at 20:01 |
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so much oppo there.
![]() 05/14/2014 at 20:08 |
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No more brefass scotch?
![]() 05/14/2014 at 20:28 |
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Damn You, Raph....
![]() 05/14/2014 at 20:29 |
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member's jacket you say?
![]() 05/15/2014 at 09:16 |
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Hey now
Whoa now
I may be inactive, but I'm not cancelled. Check the database, they have my payments on record. I talked with Member Services last night and they updated my info. New AmEx and backorder of Scotch is on the way.
![]() 05/15/2014 at 09:24 |
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Ah, yes of course! Shall I fetch the driver to bring around the Rolls? We must be oppositelocking soon, so bring your members jacket.
![]() 05/15/2014 at 09:26 |
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Please do. I've been achinFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
![]() 05/15/2014 at 09:39 |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALERT
![]() 05/15/2014 at 10:01 |
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It took me forever to realize that chick is the mom from Modern Family.