The saddest toy for the saddest boy

"Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon) 05/14/2014 at 17:54 • Filed to: None

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I can't imagine giving this to anyone but Karl Rove and expecting a positive response.

Frosted > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 17:55

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....I like it....

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 17:55

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Don't spank your kid just tell him to play with this.

CRider > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 17:55

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"This is why school is important, son. You don't want to be driving some clapped out piece of shit when you get older, do you?"

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 17:56

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I owned one of those between 2 friends and i, it was a 4 door beater, V6 dont subestimate the fucker, it could make wheelspin up to third gear.
And then this happened

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 17:56

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Johnny Lightning also have a whole range of '77 Dodge Monacos. I... I don't really get that either.

lone_liberal > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 18:03

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Are those slotted mags? On a Citation?

ttyymmnn > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 18:08

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Dem wheels!

Chairman Kaga > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 05/14/2014 at 18:10

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Wait. Your Citation got repoed? Now that's sad.

Chairman Kaga > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/14/2014 at 18:11

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Where do you get those wonderful toys?

Chairman Kaga > lone_liberal 05/14/2014 at 18:13

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Cragars, boyeeeeee.

Chairman Kaga > ttyymmnn 05/14/2014 at 18:14

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Cragar mags. Sweet.

OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 18:16

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Haha some people complained to the police because the car looked like abandoned, then we took it some 13 blocks away from that street, and they still found it and took it away. it was more expensive than the car itself to bail the citation out of the place where cars go when the tow truck takes them. So that was the last day we say it.

lone_liberal > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 18:19

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Yep, Cragar slots. I'm speechless.

RazoE > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 18:19

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"Three more payments and the damn thing was mine!"

Chairman Kaga > OkCars- 22k Crossroads 05/14/2014 at 18:29

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It went to a good home. A farm in the country!

ZiptieMcBumper > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/14/2014 at 18:37

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I think that would qualify as child abuse.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/14/2014 at 19:14

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So does Greenlight... It's one of their most popular models, in fact :p

The Compromiser > Chairman Kaga 05/14/2014 at 19:47

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if it was a more beigey gold colour, with black steeelies and flat moon chevy hubcaps I would be so back 20 years ago....

Your boy, BJR > Chairman Kaga 05/16/2014 at 02:56

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Fuck I want that.

T5Killer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/16/2014 at 16:34

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That body style is the same for the '74 Monaco which is the "Blues Mobile' From the Blues Brothers movie (1981)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > T5Killer 05/16/2014 at 16:35

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Okay, so since Johnny Lightning has a cop version of said Monaco, that's a reason for *one* of the variants to exist. *One*.

T5Killer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/16/2014 at 16:37

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Maybe they wanted to see if they could sell different versions with the same mold? JL does confuse me they had a Pinto and Maverick back in '04.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > T5Killer 05/16/2014 at 16:40

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Well, I *did* buy the taxi version of said Monaco, but that was for "teh lulz" when I saw it more so than feeling a pressing need for a Monaco.

The Pinto I might want to own other than out of perversity. The Maverick, maybe not.

George McNally > Chairman Kaga 05/16/2014 at 20:55

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I can remember back in the early 80's....a buddy of mine bought one of these new, it was fairly loaded and it actually rode nice on the highway but it started to rust out in less than 2 years.

They don't make them like they used to.

Thank God.