Shelly Sterling looks like...

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05/14/2014 at 16:40 • Filed to: None

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In all of the continued kerfuffle over Donald Sterling and his particular brand of crazy, a truly important issue has been overlooked. His also-crazy wife Shelly—who supposedly has been in the process of divorcing him for the past 20 years—looks like the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from the delightful childrens classic !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

To keep this automotive related, here's Shaq fitting into a Smart ForTwo.

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Textured Soy Protein
05/14/2014 at 16:42

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I'd still ask her out if I were single. Call me an opportunistic sugar baby all you want.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
05/14/2014 at 17:00

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If the clown was also rich and I had the choice of either I'd go with the clown.


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > Textured Soy Protein
05/14/2014 at 18:19

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Didn't need Shaq. By direct association, flames mean Ferrari. Ferrari means relevancy.