I'm Convinced..

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 05/14/2014 at 12:59 • Filed to: Michigan Problems

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No one can park for shit in Michigan.

I also saw this sexy piece of ze German perfection leaving the gym today.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 12:59

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You may kiss the bride.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 05/14/2014 at 13:00

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What the hell kinda bastard child would they make??

SaabLife, because Gripen > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:01

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Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:02

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Hopefully it gets the Chrysler's looks and engine, but the Lexus' reliability and build quality.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:02

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nevergonnahaveapermanentaccount > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:02

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This really grinds my gears. A nice new luxury car already has a shit bumper because of an inept driver. Likely a 'trophy' wife or some shit.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > SaabLife, because Gripen 05/14/2014 at 13:02

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Child pronography. Ewwww! Those cars are far too young for this obscene action in public.

Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:03

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Damn even Lexus owners hate their grill.

Also that Porsche's license plate intrigued me, turns out Freude means joy, happiness, magnificence in German.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > nevergonnahaveapermanentaccount 05/14/2014 at 13:03

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Isn't that almost always the case?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/14/2014 at 13:05

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:06

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Haha where in Michigan are you?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Rico 05/14/2014 at 13:07

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Because it is true! That is one clever plate, I may need to use a ze German word for mine soon...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 05/14/2014 at 13:08

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Southeastern, near Birmingham. You?

All Motor Is Best Motor > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:10

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God, that ass is so WIDE! Baby got back. Great paint, too.

Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:13

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Shit I might just steal that word myself, I doubt Freude is registered in NY!

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:13

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The fuck you say about me punk?
Said yo mamma eats whale blubber, that's what.
Ain't takin' no shit from some wanna-be quattroporte.
Ok asshole, lets take it to the tra- oh wait. F sport . Nevermind, poser.
At least the dinosaurs we dead when my engine was designed.
'Murican V8 rumble > Japanese sewing machine
Better git up out my grill 'less you wanna get bit, homie.
People aren't scared of you, they're laughing. Predator called, he want's his butt-ass ugly face back.

HEY YOU TWO, THAT'S ENOUGH! BREAK IT UP!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PS9 05/14/2014 at 13:16

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Takuro Spirit > Rico 05/14/2014 at 13:20

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What's Japanese for "beige"?

Spoon II > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:21

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Haha, no matter how many times I see that video, that part makes me lose it. Damnit Psy, why are you so entertaining...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Spoon II 05/14/2014 at 13:22

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Brainwashing...

Spoon II > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:27

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Haha, quite possibly

Rico > Takuro Spirit 05/14/2014 at 13:40

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Toyoda.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/14/2014 at 13:50

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I wonder what their love child would look like......