Monticello Motor Club - Holy balls that's steep

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/13/2014 at 18:47 • Filed to: None

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During the Empire State Performance Rally a few weeks back we ran two stages on the track at the Monticello Motor Club. I'd heard the facility was very exclusive and membership was pricy, and between the formidible-yet-decorative iron gate, the landscaping, the complete lack of bleachers (or any place a spectator could sit and watch a race really), the tasteful guardhouse, and the gorgeous clubhouse I had no doubt. But today I finally looked up the cost of membership. Jesus, to think we lapped the track in a terribad Neon that had been rolled on five occasions and still had the body damage to prove it.

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 18:49

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Yep, I check every year or so, but it just keeps getting more expensive. It's like 20 minutes from my house! I contemplate buying a membership instead of a supercar when I can afford it.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 18:49

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GOOD

Stay out filthy poors


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Brian Silvestro
05/13/2014 at 18:54

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Solution: buy rally car. Supercar performance and handling plus the ability to drive the track during ESPR


Kinja'd!!! thevoid > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 18:55

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Only three hundred sixty five easy payments of $109.59 a month! Maybe if you just give them a day's worth of membership you can go around the track once... Right.

ESPR was great though, even if the person who flew in (to Monticello Motor Club) a helicopter was major overkill.


Kinja'd!!! Yossarian > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 18:56

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Solution is to form an LLC with 100 other people, pay $1750 for the initial fee per person.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 18:59

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I'm seriously thinking rally car during my lifetime after watching all those videos you just put up. Even Neons with a clear hate and distaste for 3rd gear look fun as hell.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > For Sweden
05/13/2014 at 18:59

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Sir, it seems the poor have managed to find their way in


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 19:01

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Good. They are our amusement. They'll be sent back to the mines when we're through with them.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > thevoid
05/13/2014 at 19:01

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I still have no idea who was in that helicopter...


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Brian Silvestro
05/13/2014 at 19:01

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Wait until I get to the Oregon Trail videos with the Porsche


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 19:05

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WHERE'S THE WEBSITE TO BUY RALLY CARS


Kinja'd!!! thevoid > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 19:09

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If they told us, they'd have to kill us.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Brian Silvestro
05/13/2014 at 19:25

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Option 1

Option 2

Option millionaire


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 19:28

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*bookmarks all *


Kinja'd!!! Eric the RC guy > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 19:43

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http://rallycarsforsale.net/clas/index.php…

I umm... well... excuse me, I'll be right back


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 20:02

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The only similar place I've been to was Spring Mountain: http://www.springmountainmotorsports.com/

I'd hate to think how much it costs for a membership there. They don't even have it posted on their web site. It's one of those "If you have to ask... you probably can't afford it" kind of things.


Kinja'd!!! Do-Rif-To > Dusty Ventures
05/13/2014 at 21:10

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I was losing my shit as the Ranger was backfiring around this billionaire's playground. So wrong, so right.


Kinja'd!!! Do-Rif-To > thevoid
05/13/2014 at 21:14

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Helicopter guy was awesome. I've been using them as my new mental picture of monetary success in life since that day.


Kinja'd!!! thevoid > Do-Rif-To
05/13/2014 at 21:58

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I was honestly perplexed for a moment, initially assuming that it was somebody that happened to be in a helicopter, and felt like getting a fantastic birds eye view of some ESPR action. Then it began approaching, and landed. It definitely broadens one's horizons in terms of what one can do in life given a 'can do' attitude, or something of that nature.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron Brown > Dusty Ventures
05/14/2014 at 08:35

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They actually let Lemons run two years back I think.