Np or Cp Probably Stolen Edition

"Arben72" (arben72) 05/13/2014 at 16:03 • Filed to: NpCp

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http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/4465711925…

Seller says not stolen, but you decide.

Brian Silvestro > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:04

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Goes out of his way to tell you it's not stolen

-is definitely stolen

Arben72 > Brian Silvestro 05/13/2014 at 16:05

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He just want dem 4,000 bummers.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:05

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So stolen. Probably over in East St. Louis getting torn apart as I type this.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:06

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Does he take Western Union?

Does he punctuation and comma?

Arben72 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 05/13/2014 at 16:07

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But it is a good deal on the ls motor.

jkm7680 > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:08

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If this isn't stolen. Nixon told the truth

Arben72 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 05/13/2014 at 16:08

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No, but he accepts payment in the herbal kind.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:08

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Until they trace the serial number on the motor back to you and you end up arrested some how.

Brian, The Life of > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:09

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"Punctuation? Ain't nobody got time for that!"

lonestranger > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:21

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Stolen or not, why the ever-living fuck can't anyone use English? Some abbreviation is fine (e.g. "trans", "txt"), but punctuation and case go a long way. They lost me at "4 thousand bumbers 1000".

Seriously, let's re-write this admittedly average listing.

Before:

i have a g8 gt with the a v8 6.0 in very good condition th3 car is for parts but i dont care what you do with its not stolen its my car i took a loan out on it would be glad to give you the vin number I know what the parts on it or worth the motor and trans alone is 4 thousand bumbers 1000 just dont have time to part out the motor is good to go in a old school it has 82,546 miles any more ?s call or txt

After literally two minutes of sloppy editing while I'm shitfaced:

I have a G8 GT with the a V8 6.0 in very good condition. The car is for parts but I don't care what you do with it. It's not stolen, it's my car. I took a loan out on it. I would be glad to give you the VIN number. I know what the parts on it are worth. The motor and transmission alone is worth $4000, I just don't have time to part out the motor. It's good to go in an old school car. It has 82,546 miles. Any more questions, call or text.

HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT!?

/rant

#drunk

#birthday

Big Bubba Ray > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:26

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It's in North County and seller states that it isn't stolen? 100% stolen.

zeontestpilot > Arben72 05/13/2014 at 16:28

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Someone should contact him and see if they can talk down the price, just for kicks.