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That means, as much as you'd hate it, I AM YOUR RELATIVE
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so... we no can sexy times?
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Can I borrow $50?
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YES THANKSGIVING AT NIBBY'S
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No, sorry. It's illegal here in 'MURICA to have intercourse with cousins.
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For what?
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Instead of turkey, we sacrifice a goat and then eat it.
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I don't know if I believe that. There are ancient tribes in Asia, Africa, and S. America that were never touched by Western culture. I don't see how I would have any relation to them.
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Well, since we're related, I didn't feel like there was a problem asking you for money.
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What, you think money grows on trees? /dad'd
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Hey my cousin, let's go help me steal my old S600!
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Okay, Roman!
![]() 05/13/2014 at 15:50 |
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Yeah!
GTA IV Live Action!
![]() 05/13/2014 at 15:53 |
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Step 1 - play GTA IV
Step 2 - Dick around until Roman calls you. "Hey Cousin! Let's go bowling!"
Step 3 - Decline him.
Step 4 - Go bowling.