"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/13/2014 at 11:21 • Filed to: None
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/13/2014 at 11:21 • Filed to: None | 11
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I just had a fying shitgoblin of a nightmare. It started out nice, then got weird, then got shitty, then got sexy, then got FUCKING TERRIFYING. So, I turned in my sonata lease and ended up buying an NA Miata. Cool. I enjoyed it, had fun driving it, even though it was a really uncomfortable tight squeeze (this becomes important). Anyway, one day, I'm on my way to school, buck ass naked with my clothes in the trunk because for some reason I don't fit with my clothes on. I pull to a secluded spot on my way to school to throw pants on, because even in my dream driving naked is weird. There's some white trash types playing ultimate frisbee or some shit a little distance away, anyway, I'm getting dressed, when steam starts coming out the hood. I pop it open and smell antifreeze. The rednecks come walking up, making fun of my shitty car, but not being too bad. then they start taking my notebooks and textbooks out of my trunk and destroying them. I tell 'em to bugger off, and they don't take kindly. there's like 4 of em A trashy blonde kid who seems to be in charge, his hot ass girlfriend, a slightly more muscular kid, and his mom. His mom comes over, asks them what they're doing, takes my mac book, and slams it on the ground. the 4 of them start grouping up, i tell them fuck off, grab my computer, and toss it on the passenger seat. I get in my car, start it up and start running. They hop in the blonke kid's TJ wrangler, and start to give chase. I get on the highway, get some distance by weaving in and out, and it looks like I'm gonna escape. then, a traffic jam. completely stopped.They catch up, pull me out, are about to kick the shit outta me, but then they see a cop car like 3 cars away (a DS, weirdly enough).The kid says something like "you got fucking lucky, this isn't over, then says something german, and thats when I realize that they're neo nazis. I panic, get back in my car, and make a break for it on the shoulder. they give chase, make it to my house, but i get there first and scare them off with my stepbrother's spray-painted barretta airsoft pistol. thinking they're gone, i go into my back yard, and the leader-kid's girlfriend is standing there. she tells me i pissed her bf off something .proper, and that it was the hottest thing she's ever seen. we toung kiss, i smack her ass, and send her on her way. she says call me. then, I notice my sonata is in my backyard. Then, the leader kid and muscular kid come around the corner. they see the surf tel aviv sticker on my car, and tell me that now this is gonna go from an ass kicking to a hate crime. i try dialing 911, the muscular kid's powerful punch is about to make contact with my gut, my great grand mother calls me, and I wake up.
Holy shit.
That scared me into never buying a miata.
ddavidn
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:25 |
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O_O
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:25 |
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If they broke the macbook they did u a favor
lol, is it bad that's all I took from the story? (also I was really glad to find out it was a dream when you finally mentioned it, because not fitting in a miata actually makes complete sense lol, you may want to start with that info up front next time...)
505Turbeaux
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:26 |
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no shit, you were right.
On another note driving naked aint bad, but NEVER EVER image search [naked driving]
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Your boy, BJR
> ddavidn
05/13/2014 at 11:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a710…
Basically.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:27 |
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So if I get this strait -
Sonata = no stories just car
Miata = Cool movie plot stories that get your heart racing involving nudity?
Why would you NOT buy a miata now?!
Lekker
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:44 |
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I would say, instead of worrying about that, worry about carrying a self-defense method. Lol. Neo-Nazis are not a dream sadly.
RotaryLover
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 11:56 |
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Big Bubba Ray
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 12:04 |
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Hahaha that's one hell of a vivid dream. There's a lesson here. Buy a Miata and never be bored!
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Your boy, BJR
> Big Bubba Ray
05/13/2014 at 12:11 |
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It's a side effect of the prozac. Ridiculously vivid dreams. Sometimes AWESOME, but the past few nights SUCKED.
philipilihp
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 12:11 |
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I'm impressed you remembered it all in such detail! My dreams usually go away right after I wake up.
Also, I would not have expected Nazi kids, with hot girlfriends or not, to play ultimate frisbee.
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Your boy, BJR
> philipilihp
05/13/2014 at 12:12 |
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I'm not sure what it was, but they were at a lake with a disc. But yeah, I take prozac, and one side effect is really vivid dreams.
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philipilihp
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 12:14 |
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Hey as long as they weren't doing the Oddjob, it's all good!
Bad Idea Hat
> philipilihp
05/13/2014 at 12:17 |
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Man, you've had him show up in dreams too?
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Big Bubba Ray
> Your boy, BJR
05/13/2014 at 12:17 |
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Hmm, that's weird. One of my friends took prozac for a while and never mentioned dreams like that!
I only dream when I'm hammered for some reason, but the dreams are usually crazy cool.
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philipilihp
> Bad Idea Hat
05/13/2014 at 12:17 |
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Yeah, once. Don't remember much else though, but he was hard to forget!
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Your boy, BJR
> Big Bubba Ray
05/13/2014 at 12:18 |
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I was also fairly drunk on vodka, rum, and whiskey last night
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Bad Idea Hat
> philipilihp
05/13/2014 at 12:22 |
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Mine's pretty clear. Not sure how it came up, but I was being chased through the Stacks map in Goldeneye by a large group of Oddjobs. A mob of Oddjobs, if you will.
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philipilihp
> Bad Idea Hat
05/13/2014 at 12:26 |
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Hahaha that sounds hilariously frightening!
God, I miss that game...
He was the best character to play multiplayer with though, because everyone shot over his head.
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Bad Idea Hat
> philipilihp
05/13/2014 at 12:46 |
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One of my friends referred to him as the "human land mine" in the game. Part of the reason was a mode we played that was affectionately called "suicide bomber."
KamikazePigeon
> HammerheadFistpunch
05/13/2014 at 13:23 |
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I have never wanted a Miata more until this very moment.