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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/12/2014 at 21:50 • Filed to: None

V8 powered Tracker. Oh my god the want is strong.

Jay Lauer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 21:56

Do you live in Wichita?

Thereabouts, yes

Jay Lauer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 21:58

Where about?

Just curious. Fellow Wichitan.

The "High-class" suburb, Derby.

Jay Lauer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 22:02

Derby is most certainly not high class.

I'm a Junior at WSU, but I went to Goddard.

And that Tracker is just waiting to fall over.

The way I've always seen it was there were four suburbs of Wichita: Andover, Derby, Haysville, and Mulvane.

Derby was the "classy" one that was all about appearances

Mulvane was the "old" one that was kind of slummy and run-down

Haysville was the "hick" suburb full of good ol' boys and retired ex-farmers

Andover... I dunno. I used to live there and I don't even know anymore.

No, these aren't accurate, but they're stereotyping at its best.

And yes, that Tracker is gonna Orlove in a spectacular manner.

Jay Lauer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 22:08

Well you may be forgetting about Goddard, Maize, Valley Center, Clearwater, and such.

They're all about the same; some have nice houses, some don't. But, you'd be amazed of some of the stuff in people's garages.

Fair enough.