So I graduated high school on Saturday

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/12/2014 at 15:50 • Filed to: None

I have no idea how to do taxes, but I know IMPORTANT SHIT like what 40 degrees is in radians!

HELL YES EDUCATION!

(also I graduated with honors whoooooo~~~ and then found out my girlfriend was lying to me about her AGE and broke up with her. Rollercoaster weekends FTW)

DISCUSSION (32)

mr_gofast > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:51

congrats on the school,

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:53

Wait... I'm gonna need more info on this gf situation...

Also, hooray public education, and holy shit you graduated early. My graduation was in the second week of June....

For Sweden > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:54

How does someone successfully lie about their age in high school?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:54

Did your GF say she was 18 so you banged her and she turned out to be 15 and you are a father?

CAR_IS_MI > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:54

But how many kelvin is .698 radians?

CAR_IS_MI > For Sweden
05/12/2014 at 15:56

Right? And how much does it even matter, I mean everyones within 3 years of each other anyways...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > vdub_nut: scooter snob
05/12/2014 at 15:56

Condensed version: Took a girl to prom, we started taking (double dates every week with some friends) I'm 18, she said she was 16-about-to-turn-17. While on a camping trip she was asleep in the truck because she was sick and I was talking to her drunk parents who told me she was 15. When confronted about this fact the next day she slammed her front door in my face after insisting she didn't lie. When asked about it *later* why she would lie in the first place she said "I give no fucks" and refused to answer. I told her we were done, and now all of her friends hate her because she was lying to them as well.

Karma to the max, and why high school relationships are bullshit.

yamahog > vdub_nut: scooter snob
05/12/2014 at 15:57

My high school graduation was the last weekend of June (ughh I want to get out of here already) college graduation was the last weekend of April 2012 (no, please, let me stay!!)

Also yea, how does one go about hiding their age from someone they're dating? Especially in high school when parents are still babysitting the process...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/12/2014 at 15:57

Claimed to be 16, was actually 15, flipped out and went full bitch mode so I broke up with her. Thankfully there was no potentially-illegal snu-snu.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/12/2014 at 15:58

BRO FUCKIN' TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Shit happens to me like every other weekend.

CalzoneGolem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 15:58

High school can't teach you everything. Your parents should have some role in educating you to be ready for life post high school. Also, I'm 34 and have no idea how to do taxes, but i do know how to pay someone to do it for me.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CAR_IS_MI
05/12/2014 at 15:58

That's what I was wondering: Why lie? She was relatively new to the school, having moved here from London just last year. And it matters because age of consent is 16, so I could have easily gone to jail for rape if we banged and she told someone or got mad at me later and decided to ruin my life.

I'd rather not be put on a predator list.

chuck07 > CAR_IS_MI
05/12/2014 at 15:59

18 and 15 gets you in a lot more trouble than 18 and 17.

camaroboy68ss > CAR_IS_MI
05/12/2014 at 16:00

he got that piece if paper so that info is already tossed out and the only math needed is how much "soda" can I fit in the trunk

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 16:00

Wow. Wait till college (if you're collegiate bound). The women get marginally more mature/rational.

CAR_IS_MI > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 16:03

I'd rather not be put on a predator list.

Yea predator is a scary dude. I wouldn't want to be on his list either.

Kinja'd!!!

chuck07 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/12/2014 at 16:05

Taxes are easy, unless you get into complicated situations. If you get into complicated situations it is best to hire someone anyway.

What they didn't teach you is that if you get $50k taxed at 5% where real property tax is 1.1 but the housing values are declining and they also tax your cars or $53k taxed at 6% in an area where real property tax is .98% and there is no property tax but the fees to register a car are double what they were last year, which job in which state do you move to?