Hey buddy, I hate to break it to ya....

"OneFastPuertoRican" (OneFastPuertoRican) 05/12/2014 at 14:24 • Filed to: FW1

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But FW1 aint gonna fix those huge chunks of missing paint on your bumper.

It won't help the rest of your car, either. Walk away. Just walk away.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > OneFastPuertoRican 05/12/2014 at 14:27

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Nearly got accosted by one of those guys will filling up last week. Cut my fillup short just to make sure I didn't have to deal with him.

CAR_IS_MI > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 05/12/2014 at 14:32

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I once had one of these guys attempt to 'show' me their product. After repeatedly telling the guy no and him prepping a rag with their product I told him "if you touch my car I will break your hand". He got all pissed off at me and walked away saying "Hey man, I'm just trying to help you keep your car clean".

OneFastPuertoRican > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 05/12/2014 at 14:39

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I wasn't fast enough at the pump to warn the guy. I mean, the sales BS I heard was just ridiculous.

Cebu > OneFastPuertoRican 05/12/2014 at 14:39

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What? What's an FW1? Do I even want to know?

OneFastPuertoRican > Cebu 05/12/2014 at 14:44

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It's a 'miracle' car polish that is sold by poor souls at gas stations.

Soloburrito > CAR_IS_MI 05/12/2014 at 15:02

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I had a guy actually spray some on my truck once. I wanted nothing more than to slam his face into the fender and use it to buff that crap out.

Next time I'll go Point Break on their tent.

NaturallyAspirated > OneFastPuertoRican 05/12/2014 at 17:43

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I was accosted by a PW1 guy at a gas station a while back. He kept handing me a can, and I kept setting it down on the pump. He'd grab it and hand it to me again, and I'd immediately set it on the pump. It was kind of funny.

Then I told him I'd buy a can if it would polish out my wheels (this was before I stripped and painted them), and he sure did his damnedest lol.